Piggy Pizza
For vaughn, the "slip-and-fall" wasn't so much an artform, he didn't deign to be pretentious about sliding out of balance on a puddle of piss or off-brand soda and falling on his ass for money, but there were definite procedures involved.
FML With Coda
I can never decide which i prefer, but since i feel the need to be high-art pretentious, i put the coda in scraps. comments appreciated.
Tales of the Insatiable Curiosity: Cast Off
Not one but two new coffee house chains that have established themselves on multiple station levels, and the culinary arts institute was having a food festival that was likely going to have the majority of the attendance once festival-goers saw what pretentious
Meeting Half Way: Or, Joy of Brie.
. ==================== there is an actual place in adelaide called etica, which is only marginally less pretentious but does do awesome wood fired pizzas.
The Endless Search
"lies, pretentious lies! i was ready at the same time as you tonight!" luca exclaimed offended, a bit growling. "not true, i had been dressed and perfumed for five minutes when you came out of your room!"
The Hay Bar
As they were heading to a new university in san diego, dylan knew they would be surrounded by pretentious know-it-all types soon enough and wanted to enjoy this kind of normalcy as long as possible. "awesome!"
Voice of A Concerned Parent: Secrets
The guy gave great advice, but at times he would come off as pretentious; arrogant; insensitive. right as i walked through the door, ace says, "the only way to help caleb is to help drake." what did that mean?
The Salty Side
He wore a red bandanna that was wrapped around his head; he couldn't be a more pretentious form of a pirate if ever dex had seen one.
Just Once: Guess Who Lost His Virginity?
Next time on just once: see what happens when two young adults with hidden feelings for each other go out for some coffee at some pretentious-ass coffee shop! awkward laughter! uncomfortable body language! bunny boobies!
[Commission] Bound Rivals
Of _course_ the pretentious dragon would object so loudly at being lumped into the same category as a 'mere wyvern!'
The Leaves of Fall Act 1: Co-Conspirators (Part 1)
“where did my pretentious friend go?" “where's my loud-mouthed friend always up in everyone's face?" \>mike picks up a basket and starts heading for the candy aisle, ignoring your teasing \>"hey, did alex tell you he was working today?" he asks.
A Run Through Adversity
pretentious asshats. i struggle to my feet when the preknet shoves me into a standing position. “why did you stop running, scion borran?! you stop moving when i say you stop moving!” he shouted in my face as i held attention.