Piggy Pizza

For vaughn, the "slip-and-fall" wasn't so much an artform, he didn't deign to be pretentious about sliding out of balance on a puddle of piss or off-brand soda and falling on his ass for money, but there were definite procedures involved.

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FML With Coda

I can never decide which i prefer, but since i feel the need to be high-art pretentious, i put the coda in scraps. comments appreciated.

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Tales of the Insatiable Curiosity: Cast Off

Not one but two new coffee house chains that have established themselves on multiple station levels, and the culinary arts institute was having a food festival that was likely going to have the majority of the attendance once festival-goers saw what pretentious

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Meeting Half Way: Or, Joy of Brie.

. ==================== there is an actual place in adelaide called etica, which is only marginally less pretentious but does do awesome wood fired pizzas.

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The Endless Search

"lies, pretentious lies! i was ready at the same time as you tonight!" luca exclaimed offended, a bit growling. "not true, i had been dressed and perfumed for five minutes when you came out of your room!"

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The Hay Bar

As they were heading to a new university in san diego, dylan knew they would be surrounded by pretentious know-it-all types soon enough and wanted to enjoy this kind of normalcy as long as possible. "awesome!"

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Voice of A Concerned Parent: Secrets

The guy gave great advice, but at times he would come off as pretentious; arrogant; insensitive. right as i walked through the door, ace says, "the only way to help caleb is to help drake." what did that mean?

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The Salty Side

He wore a red bandanna that was wrapped around his head; he couldn't be a more pretentious form of a pirate if ever dex had seen one.

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Just Once: Guess Who Lost His Virginity?

Next time on just once: see what happens when two young adults with hidden feelings for each other go out for some coffee at some pretentious-ass coffee shop! awkward laughter! uncomfortable body language! bunny boobies!

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[Commission] Bound Rivals

Of _course_ the pretentious dragon would object so loudly at being lumped into the same category as a 'mere wyvern!'

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The Leaves of Fall Act 1: Co-Conspirators (Part 1)

“where did my pretentious friend go?" “where's my loud-mouthed friend always up in everyone's face?" \>mike picks up a basket and starts heading for the candy aisle, ignoring your teasing \>"hey, did alex tell you he was working today?" he asks.

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A Run Through Adversity

pretentious asshats. i struggle to my feet when the preknet shoves me into a standing position. “why did you stop running, scion borran?! you stop moving when i say you stop moving!” he shouted in my face as i held attention.

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