A man with a stag's head (part 2/?)

I punched the mirror, and thank the skies that i'm a scarecrow with no fighting experience, because breaking mirrors means seven years' bad luck, mostly stemming from shards of glass getting embedded in your knuckles and the carpet.

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The Secret of Hoyt's Farm : Chapter 30

You can put a badge and a uniform on a scarecrow and it'll get laid within a week."

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The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book X Chapter 9

Flare threw himself forward, paws spread wide, ready to squeeze the dragoness, yet his respect for her stopped him right in front of her, burning brightly and grinning, with the spread out forelegs he looked like a scarecrow. "can i hug you?"

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Out of the Cold by Red Tygon

"but we would rather have the instigator strung up like a scarecrow. it will remind all these lower creatures, creatures that belong to us humans, that we are the masters and always will be.

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Camp Lycaon

I'm a goddamn scarecrow." he licked the disposable fork and spoon. "guess that's why i eat so much." arnold couldn't resist. "should eat a bowl of dicks. lots of protein for strong muscles."

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The Legend of Sexy Hollow (M/M)

A twisted ponytail thin as a reed hung with its ragged pink ribbon on the braid, as he marched like a loose scarecrow to the counter.

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The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book X Chapter 51

He let out a deep, quiet breath of relief that made his entire chest sulk, turning the cloak he was wearing into an overgrown cloth more fit for a scarecrow than a breathing cheetah.

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Possum Prison Pussy - Part 5

“yeah, i bet you two have a lot in common now," the lanky bat chuckled, taking another bite of his apple, the gangly bat looked more like a scarecrow with big ears, the bite on

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The Reluctant Guardian

I need something a little better than a scarecrow" i looked around before giving him a lopsided smile "this...this is crazy. i just wanna go and finish my burger.

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Brutality and Kindness are not always Mutually Exclusive Ch.3

Setting the sorted piles aside, he buried each corpse one at a time, then using some branches as a makeshift scarecrow, he set up the armor at the head of its owner's grave. finally, he collected all the helmets and set them on top.

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Rukhgert Stern, the griffin. (Chapter 5)

'you can walk like a scarecrow until you finally get molted. or you can ask your sister for help,' now the hint of a smile sounded clear. 'perhaps dad, you're right when you call me mature enough. i can handle it myself.'

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Quiet lives, peaceful lives

He could have been putting a new scarecrow about now, or maybe fixing up his car. a nice, cold beer would have been nice. but drinking wasn't allowed during government work.

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