Research Agreements - Part 1
Nacel had been spitting out these terrible puns, one after another, ever since he'd gotten here. the ai had been nice enough to let him borrow a body, for which he was grateful, but there were few... complications that annoyed him.
The Swords that Bind- Part 5 The First Temple Found!
"well, he definitely has the terrible puns to be one of this crew." he took a seat, and ruffled my head fur between the ears. "someone remind caboose it's lunchtime?" acheron asked around the table. there was a momentary pause. "i'll do it."
The Potion Maker's Thief (Part One Not Canon)
Tria's expression sunk, terrible puns and, she was truly trapped, she had been caught in the cat's paw, quite literally, and had no way out.
Pre-Flight Inspection
"your small metal detector...stick didn't go off there," he chuckled to himself at his terrible pun.
Eddie's Pokemon Adventure: The Safari
I facepalmed myself upon realisation of my terrible pun, the slap of my skin on skin was echoed by a loud roar. my face was parted by a grin, as the silhouette of a charizard slowly made it's way out of the cave.
The Miller's Son
"no, there's scale shiner there, and terrible puns make me want to drop you-- ," he said, "scale shiner's very slick and we're gonna need it."
A Hot Day in Redwall Abbey
"ugh, terrible pun, sam." mattimeo chuckled. sam crouched on all fours and licked the tip of the mouse's cock. "i've got to have a taste of this." with that, sam took mattimeo's member in his mouth, licking the cum from the throbbing shaft.
A Super Bowl Spitroast
"thanks for buying me a few extra seconds with that **terrible** pun," kozaar teased his friend, as he leaned back and waited, catching his breath. thomas flushed and flattened his ears as he pulled his member free from jesse's muzzle.
The Unknown God of Fertility
_\* i apologize for the terrible pun._
Summer School
This one is a little bit raw, and yes that was a terrible pun. my good friend abraxas enjoys our two main characters being together so he commissioned me for a story, and then a second one.
V Stands For Victor
That wasn't her worst joke, at least, "it's a great shame we had to punish you for your unashamedly terrible puns, nettle, but we must do what was asked." "by whom? the queen loves me!" "me, you impudent fool.
It's Grrrrrrreat!
terrible pun...so sorry. a male tiger would have been mounted on top of her. my body wasn't designed for that. there was no way i could screw her and reach her neck and head at the same time.