Roomie
"enough bad puns already... we got chemistry tomorrow, ya know." i grinned and crawled back into the bed, deciding to keep my yap shut - especially when my breath still smelled like rabbit-cock. \* \* \* \* all things must come to an end.
Reassuring a Wolf
That little grin you get after you make a bad pun or a clever comeback. the way you tilt your head. and i love watching you laugh, even when it's at my expense." will held jeff a little tighter.
Prelude (to the series)
This series will contain rather graphic acts of solo and group homosexual acts, so if thats not your cup of cream (rather bad pun, i know) or if you are under the legal age to view this stuff, then click x, hit alt+f4, hit the back button, etc...
Chapter Eight
_ (bad pun i know). but that's all a part of life; we're living in what is notably the most frustrating and confusing time of our lives.
Shadow the Hedgehog: Continued Ending
A/n: i love the pun. yay pun. comment on story/vote please!!! (get's shot for bad pun.) \*dies\*
The Great (Nerf) War of Plaisir: Afterword
Everything from nerf wars to flourishing to shooting my housemates in revenge for bad puns. also i have about twenty five of them now... nerf guns, not housemates, that is. i have a problem. well, i have many problems, and this is clearly one of them.
Zoo Keeper - ch8 - Return
Sally and david have retained their minds due to repeated application and getting used to having a little cat inside them (oh shit, that was a bad pun) 6. kittens, always male, will mature to full breeding age in about 3-5 weeks 7. while humans turned cat
Birthday Surprise: Father W.I.P.
Steve groaned, both at the bad pun and the feeling of his father's shaft press against his sac, while his dad loomed over him; leaning down to intermingle their lips once more, adam snaked a hand behind steve's head to keep them together while he ground his
Red stays up late
He said something about fertilizing her garden (apparently in the scene he was some sort of gardener and there were a lot of bad puns) and the squirrel mock protested again, saying something about her husband.
The Pink Pill - 3/4
The climax of the story - and no other bad puns. **the pink pill - chapter 3** * * * she whimpered, grabbed her breasts and slowly caressed them, moving her fingers over them, feeling the contours, massaging...
Chapter 3: Things Couldn't Be Better
Disclaimer: the following story contains the following acts: domination/submission anal sex bad language violence not to mention, it's furs going at it like rabbits, er...bad pun, sorry....
haven history, well, most of it
Some time later, a vampire by the name of clair undertones, (i know, its a bad pun, but thats the name she chose) came across it on the run from a set of hunters, she escaped in the catacombs beneath the church and began to look around after the hunters