A Day of Prayer
This story is mostly for bad puns and writing practice. this is my first time writing something longer than like three paragraphs, haha, so it's probably terrible. don't take it too seriously.
The Adventures of Stevo-Chapter 8-Pokemon,2012,Part 4
Sensei looked _confucius_ (i know, bad pun). "what mission?" "\*sighs\* here, let me explain." meanwhile, while walking back to the room, donal, mankey, kyo & ninetales were speaking when john, lucario & ashito were standing by stevo's door.
Iconoclast reboot part 1
I sigh, for once i wasn't making a bad pun. she grabs my arm and says- "well, come on." and we duck into the tent and she looks around, commenting- "you travel light, hmm? bow, sword, herbs, fur..."
Rising Anew-Chapter 4,part 1-
Narcenac couldnt help but laugh at the bad pun. "yes i think you safely say that we can pounce." he said, chuckling to himself.
You Only Live 18 Times #12 (Spyjirra)
Most were too cute, some were so obscure that he never did figure out their meaning, and some were just some bad pun. he'd been 'boots' three times already, but he'd decided 'chairman meow' was the worst. "whiskers?"
New Meat Ep. 4
Said vaughn, "but don't worry, i won't give you some sort of bad pun or anything." kale had also moved over to streak, sitting on all fours at his side. he reached over and groped the rabbits balls. i heard my friend whimper.
Movie Night
A tent of uk based bakers tasked with making scones might not have seemed like the most entertaining follow up to an assassin based thriller, but before long all four of them were chiming in, laughing and groaning at the bad puns and 'aww'ing' softly at the
Rubber mouse journals 1
bad pun, mr rubber mouse... i'd have thought that when the end came i'd be.... well i can't think about that. faith is another thing that makes me human. i've got to remember that there are still things that separate me from the others.
Prelude (to the series)
This series will contain rather graphic acts of solo and group homosexual acts, so if thats not your cup of cream (rather bad pun, i know) or if you are under the legal age to view this stuff, then click x, hit alt+f4, hit the back button, etc...
Birthday Surprise: Father W.I.P.
Steve groaned, both at the bad pun and the feeling of his father's shaft press against his sac, while his dad loomed over him; leaning down to intermingle their lips once more, adam snaked a hand behind steve's head to keep them together while he ground his
I's Creamed
Martii gingerly took him past her lips and a soft coo tainted his words when he noted: "but i'm too clever for bad puns like that. i think a girl like you would find them _unbearable.
The Pink Pill - 3/4
The climax of the story - and no other bad puns. **the pink pill - chapter 3** * * * she whimpered, grabbed her breasts and slowly caressed them, moving her fingers over them, feeling the contours, massaging...