Our Family
I snorted, "look douche bag. you have good friends, ones that are willing to stick by you through this shit. check your attitude right now or i'm out that door for good." i said agitated. he sighed and sat up slowly, "you're all i have."
Kyle: school
"i know i got balls so i don't have to prove anything the you douche bags." kyle said while giving them the bird "now enjoy fucking yourselves." kyle said as he left \_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-\_-
Tales of Alexandira: Winter break day 2.5
I mean i always see you on some douche bags arm. sarah: simple appearances, most of those guys are either gay, closeted jackasses, or not worth the carbon that comprises their bodies.
To The Middle Man
Where do i find this fucking douche-bag?" gerald said, listening to the wolf's pants jiggle as he attempted to move with a wince. "oh god, that knot feels huge." mr.
Making an escape.
Come on we need to get out of here before this douche bag wakes up." kora whimpered and nodded as she pulled the bottom of his hoodie down to get herself covered better while she ran from the hotel room with blade who led her down to his mothers car.
Gone and Come Home Ch.5
Well, as for why they did it i have no idea, those kids are just douche-bags waiting to explode. but i'm going to make sure that nobody does anything to you ever again.
Child of the Wastland - Prologue
She almost twitched trying to be nice to her douche bag of an employer. "there wasn't much of a description of the job in your letter, just that you needed my skill to find the missing person."
In the Limelight- Chapter 3
"relax man, that douche-bag over there refused to pay for his drink and started hitting on the bartender.
A Typical Friday Night
It was hard to believe he was being paired with the school's top douche-bag. if he wasn't the hunk of a man that lloyd secretly fantasied about, this project might've been a royal pain.
High School Love
I didn't really care because they all seemed like your typical douche bag preps. originally from kentucky i have grown up in the country and always had a slight mean streak and anger problems.
Kurt: an unsuspected surprize
He said "then tell me why is it that everyone i love ends up being killed by some douche bag?"
Kurt: the awakening
About 30 minutes into the girls swim kurt sunbath a couple douche bags came along. "hey look at the hot girls. no one's around so let's rape them." said douche #1 "ok dude.