The House Always Wins

There was no way he could have a royal flush with your kings and queens canceling that out so only a four of a kind, a straight flush or an ace full house had any chance of beating you.

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BloodShed. Chapter Two.

"royal flush industries, jacob speaking, how may i direct your call?" asked a deeper-than-usual for a customer service representitve voice.

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Save A Horse...

More like a royal flush~" "heh, i'll be honest with you- i'm not looking for anything but a good fuck. i won't date you, i don't want to talk about your feelings or shit, and if i call you back, it's only because i want to fuck you again."

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The Fire Down Below - Part 1

"royal flush," said a cheetah, shaking his head in disbelief as he dropped his cards. "i thought you were bluffing, sweet pea." "that was your bad luck," said the panther, gathering up his earnings. "and my good fortune."

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Life in the Apocalypse: Chapter 17

Nobody gets a royal flush three times in under an hour!" harry was unfazed as he gathered everyone's cards and shuffled them back together. "what can i say? i'm just that good!" "...at cheating?" i quickly added. "yeah! wait... no!"

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A Desert, A Dragon, And A Gun (chapter 3)

"royal flush." "what how the." "i'll go collect my reward now. oh, and a little piece of advice. next time, don't sit in front of the mirror."

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Payday part 3

When lester dealt himself his third straight royal flush jack reach a boiling point. "you cheating mutha-fucker!" a hand of cards hit lester in the face, who was only half paying attention to the game at this point.

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Upping The Ante

"guess again," replied drake, laying out his cards, "royal flush in clubs." the cougar's jaw dropped, he couldn't believe what had just happened. or what it meant for him. drake leaned over and whispered something in seth's ear.

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Beginning- leading on.

Knocking another shot back wolf grinned in a way that showed off his sharp canines and put down his hand, regretting it when ceara showed a royal flush and stole the win from under his nose," damn, you are very good at this game."

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Random Unnamed Story #1

He grinned that silly grin he always grinned when he knew he was going to win this round, then he declared, "royal flush, i win!" i laid down my cards, and did my best imitation of a pouting face. "so, what are we gonna do now?

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Ch. 4 Down and Out

'well i don't have much on my plate right now just some drafts for two friends who i had some fun with yesterday gave them the old royal flush treatment' "nice i assume you tried out the micro feature?"

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Dog Cabin

"royal flush, pay up." announces sal. the other guys groan as sal takes the pile of chips and adds it to his own. isaac asks "hey joel, how come when you went out to pick up that food, you had two big bags? who was the other bag for?"

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