Voodoo is not a joke, kids
OH MY GOD I didn't actually die. But by the time Chris and Jayce were dropped off I probably had close to three heart attacks, not to mention I think I wet myself a little... When we finally got to the cul-de-sac where I lived, Scott was driving at...
Oh Sensei
It's a bit embarrassing, but since my adolescence I've always been an incredibly horny Pit Bull, not that I would have it any other way. From the age of twelve, my thoughts were dominated with images of bitches in heat, moaning, caressing themselves,...
Clueless Chapter 22: The Closeted Gay Furry’s Guide to being ‘Extra’
After our little chat, Daren and I made way for the lunchroom. The Rottie looked both nervous and grump for most of the way, his paws balled up in his hoodie pocket. He did say a polite 'goodbye' to Mrs. Grevenieks who, surprisingly, responded back by...
Clueless chapter 23, Dildo's and Dildon'ts
Before returning to the cafeteria, I had to take a few deep breaths and slap myself silly to calm myself down from the intense conversation Daren and I had just had. Physical pain was a great way to bring my neurotic mind back down to planet Earth, so...
Clueless S2Ch1 Love to Run, Run to Love (Intro)
Have you ever met somebody whose passion for something was so powerful that it set your own passion ablaze? I have... and I'll tell you, meeting him got me _rolling_. Even though most people see me as this happy go lucky Wolf, I have had my own...
Clueless chapter 20: You can't tell anyone I'm fat!
Why did I ever think that would be a good idea?!?! Of course a chance to make out with Scott, 'fake-gay' prank or otherwise, was too good to pass up. But it was also too good to be true: no one said anything about him grinding up against my big gay...
Clueless ch17: Shameful Fapsturbating / You're an ASS-MAN Harry!
I'm not proud of the fact that I sometimes jerk myself off in the school bathroom, but as a hormonal teenage Panther, sometimes I just gotta let it out so I can focus. Or so I can repress my homosexual urges while surrounded by sweaty muscular guys in...
Clueless chapter 21: Great Fruity Grapefruit Gripping Flashbacks
Grovedale High's green and white lunchroom was crowded as ever. The circular tables for eight were nearly packed to the brim with high school furs noisily chatting about -_activate southern hillbilly accent-_ WHATEVER THE DANG KEEDS OF MY GENERATION...
Black Rainbow Pride: Homecoming Out Part 10
"Fuckity, fuck shit... fuck ass, dick, cunt, whores!" I exclaimed as I tipsily fumbled with my bowtie in the back of mom's van. Evidently Dad fortified his booze with liquid Asperger's... or maybe I was just really frustrated and not totally sobered...
Mad Lib(eral) Parents
After Daren asked me out that Monday, the rest of the week zipped right by. I could barely remember what happened during class, what my homework, or even who won Friday's football game. That's how distracted I was thinking about my upcoming date with...
Come Crashing Down
_I love you Ryan_ _Sat, Apr 5, 12:57pm_ Ryan stared at the text message blankly as he lay sideways on his stiff bed, fully clothed. He had done nothing else since he had returned to his room a few minutes hence, unable to shake off the creeping...
Clueless Season Two: Gateway to Gay (Homecoming-out Part 9)
Standing before Grovedale High's blocky side entrance steps, Toru stared with transfixed eyes at the booming temple of higher education (repurposed for the night for the gay agenda). Next to the entranced Akita stood an equally arresting entity: the...