Answering without asking

The giant piranha, now known as kran, shouted "where the hell are you gretel? let me take you out once and forever!"

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HATSSSSS Chapter Forty-two

“is it hansel and gretel?” a child asked. “maybe a little, but everyone knows about hansel and gretel by now. this is something much more interesting,” missy replied. the story hadn’t even started and she was already trying to drum it up.

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I'm Still Here: What's Going On Currently

Such as the following: watching nostalgia critic videos, watching some cartoons like the revival to phineas and ferb, big city greens, i gave monsters at work a look and it holds up, hamster & gretel ( you can't say that shows name without laughing ) yet

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A Human in a Furry World Part 3

"m-miss gretel!" roger gasped in embarrassment. "w-wait this is not what it looks like!" he tries to move the stallion off of him.

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A Human in a Furry World Part 3

"m-miss gretel!" roger gasped in embarrassment. "w-wait this is not what it looks like!" he tries to move the stallion off of him.

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Characters in Voids Head

Will eventually be posting character descriptions hansel brutus burrow cooney grimmace vaulter longstride klantio riftclaw tempest the swiftblade daygar hansel del' gretel romulus king of the deadlands seraph anastasia serran seascale victor

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Atomic Heat

He felt like hansel and gretel about to start eating away at the candy house. he looked up as she poured them both a glass of red wine. it looked like she didn't plan on him driving tonight. or maybe ever. "is everything okay?

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It's An Epic Finale (Part 2)

gretel says. she notices helga's fists clenched; but she slowly undoes them. "jon & devon." toner points them out. they're sitting at the end, making out. "uhh... boys?" "hm?" jon looks up. "oh. i'm definitely rooting for the humans.

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Zwei Herzen eine Seele

Ich ging kurz in die küche und holte was zu trinken und ging in mein zimmer und gab ihn das getränkt in die hand und setzte mich neben ihn und machzte meinen fernseher an und schaltete den film hansel und gretel die hexenjäger ein und legte mich auf der couch

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A Bad Batch of Lobster

They fattened up faster than hansel and gretel trying to eat a house made out of candy, before hooking at the end like the curls on the mustache of a hipster.

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The Angel of Yiff Chapter 14

You'd be more interested in gretel." he paused for a moment, "whatever her actress's name was..." duncan glared at his friend, "you know what i mean! and y'know, i think i been real tolerant o' the two o' you, but..."

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