Lois and Marion

I hope you enjoyed that, future me, whatever sex and species you are. \<3 lois ps no \<3 that's stupid.

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Britney's the new Brian

lois stepped back, surprised at him. "i ah...maybe later. i have a headache now." lois gave a faint smile. "but it's good to have you back, brian." she kissed him on top of his head, before she walked away. brian stared at lois's rear briefly.

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[Commission] Damsel in Distress

Finally she was thrown into a plexiglass box, lined with lead, which in turn was placed in a wooden box, painted white with the words "the newest in our line lois: sailor lois" written in navy blue with an appropriately curvy font.

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Short-short stories: Variations on a Theme (#2)

lois hesitated, thinking about the danger. she realized she was getting wet. that decided her. "okay." lois would buy a yellow ticket when they came back to the gallows "ride". ## hanging day variations: #2 the cell door opened and a marten walked in.

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Brian's Jolly good time

#2 of brian's fun brian sees his whim come to fruition brian pads into stewie's room right after promising lois that he would change and feed stewie, grinning as he recalls the fun he had last night.

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PoiPonies (wun local kine story frum Hawaii)

He'd worked in the loi with his uncle kahono for as long as he could remember; the soothing feel of the sucking and gasping sun-warmed mud of the taro patch squishing against his hooves almost like a big purple vagina with many twisting and stubborn folds.

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Zootopia Guy

I've been searching for someone to be the new lois." he turned away and muttered. "the old lois had an unexpected accident."

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Brian's Stress Relief

Have lois and the rest left?" "yeah, they left a few minutes ago." brian answered, "they've all gone on vacation for the week." "aw, i didn't get a chance to say goodbye! oh well, what can you do? mind if i come in?" "uh, sure."

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One Lucky Cub part III

Kit: "ehh, a woman...from...i seen at lois'" baloo: "oh, eh do you ever jerk of thinking about males?" kit: "males no? i like girls."

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