A Curtain Falls Over Furdom 18: Darkness (Part 1)

Bradley the honey badger stepped forward, the pale color of fur on his nape and head must be matched on his back. "best not fight, young pup. i'm really bad at holding myself back. bad temper... very bad...." the badger's colors were a natural warning.

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 2, "What Are The Chances?" - Part 1

"you know how they say honey badgers don't care? well i surely don't care one bit about my competition." ~arron, 28, honey badger, firefighter "crispin aebersold, a 29-year-old bouncer from san joaquin, california."

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Dating Out. Chapter Two.

"what, sir, would you say pairs best with this lemon layered honey cake...?" the honey badger just gave him a look, then looked at corey as if to ask, "is this guy for a real." "sorry."

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How I Came to America

Not like you," said the honey badger rather suddenly. "come. we'll have a drink. i will tell you where i am from."

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[Frak.TR]

She waited for the badger cuffed to the bed to struggle into a straight face in order to explain herself. "i'm sorry honey," she finally squeaked, fighting to stifle the giggles, "just... 'i shall save you fair maiden'?

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Dawn Bellwether: Conjugal Visits

The honey badger had learned to get used to her constant barbs. the sheep never went farther than a few coarse words.

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