Dimensional Balance Chapter 6: Two for One

Here was a spell to help with lactose intolerance. and one for...breast enlargement?! 'seriously, some wizards have too much time on their hands,' he thought. it didn't appear to have a spell for this specific problem though.

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Finding out how the milk is made

Everyone could enjoy it, even the lactose intolerant for reasons no one had quite nailed down. indeed, the product was a rather large mystery.

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Taking the Dirt Track

The thought flew through the jack rabbit's mind as fast as ice cream through the lactose intolerant with a similar feeling of discomfort in his stomach. josiah realised bryan was waiting for a reply. "oh, thanks.

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No shirt, No shoes, No diaper, No service!

The cramping and rumbles in his tummy from apparent lactose intolerance were the first ominous warnings to his rump's intentions, his bowels quickly becoming a rollercoaster as he felt all that hot undigested mush swirl around inside him.

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The Horrors of Stonebury 4

I'm lactose-intolerant." sarah was a friendly girl, and she smiled before shaking her head. "no worries! they've got soy vanilla, if you'd like."

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Horfie, the Selective Service Elf

You're not gonna be bespectacled, girdle-wearin', lactose-intolerant, virginity-havin', gluten-hatin', insulin-takin', heart-murmurin', bespectacled, keyboard-tappin', calculator-usin', pocket-protectin' panty-waists any longer!

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Horfie, the Selective Service Elf (By Avoozl)

You're not gonna be bespectacled, girdle-wearin', lactose-intolerant, virginity-havin', gluten-hatin', insulin-takin', heart-murmurin', bespectacled, keyboard-tappin', calculator-usin', pocket-protectin' panty-waists any longer!

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RP Log: Hero and Villian, Puppy and Kitten 2

I'm not lactose-intolerant, but i'd probably make the trip back pretty unpleasant." he admitted. player 2: "hahaha... spoken like a true carnivore." the tiger would get back to driving, his own arousal self-evident.

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Tead Off

You're badly lactose intolerant and this happens every time. it's either this or a milkshake or a little ice cream or you make eye contact with lactose free milk," trey rattled off for fun.

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Companions Chapter 19: Honeymoon

"he's probably just lactose intolerant." i turned to find josh in the room, uninvited and eavesdropping. my concern for my mate made the anthraun's presence even less welcome. "what makes you say that?" i asked, cynically.

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Untamed Grass, Untamed Heart

Every three days or so, the team's liaison with the nearest town brought back supplies and groceries, and since levi was slightly lactose intolerant, he just placed his share of the milk in the little fridge beneath the desk in his room - though one day he'd

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Macho Bulls...

"uh oh, sounds like someone's a little lactose intolerant two days before his wedding." "not intolerant," sighed the longhorn. he looked at his cards again, though he had already committed them to memory.

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