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only six out of seven were driven psychotic as sprayable spam turned grey matter neurotic!
but ninety-percent of our experts agree that new sprayable spam is safe as can be!
All ages, Poem, Spam
"now what do we have here," said a chimp girl from the below. "no, really, what kind of beast are you suppose to be? you look nothing like any creature on this planet."
"who are you, and what do you want with me?"
Ape, Blowjob, Krystal, M/F, Monkey, Nude, Oral, Starfox, Vixen
A chimp was seated at the same table. a good dozen empty bottles on the table.
"is there a problem, mary?" he asked as he reached her.
Antelope, Cheetah, Drama, Elephant, Female, Fox, Gay, Horse, Male, Panda, Story Progression, Tiger, Violence, Wolf, bar, gang, no sex
To me the routing of public transportation is done by a half blind chimpanzee throwing wet noodles at the wall while having muscle spasms in his one working arm. you either save time with your own car or save money taking a bus!"
Rants, Ryt's, Tirade, about, and, anything, nothing, verbal
I am working on augmenting chimp dna, but it's challenging to make it like your original dna adding to the fact it needs to prevent and reverse the fox and lion dna. the hard part though is finding where your cities are at."
Transformation, Zootopia
Your dna seems about 96% like chimps, which i assume is standard." i said, "yes that sounds about right." their she continued, "so this morning i sent another sample to a lab.
Fox, Transformation, Zootopia
I climbed the rock, my small, chimpanzee's frame nimble enough for the task as both my hands and feet found easy handholds on the otherwise smooth surface. i crawled into my favourite spot and gazed up at the sky.
M/M, Monkey, Prelude, Tragedy
Aidan couldn't help but think of a book he'd read that talked about bonobos, the apes that looked like chimpanzees but were not, because chimpanzees solved conflict with violence, and bonobos solved it with sex. the felitan were like that.
Character Development, Fantasy, Feline, M/M, Plot Development, Slavery, Violence (Not In Yiff), Virgin
"you made a chimpanzee hug a bunny."
"a formerly psychopathic chimpanzee who used to tear the heads off bunnies and drink their blood for fun," dr. quentin said, and sounded awfully cheerful.
Anal, Badger, Bear, Canine, Coyote, Ferret, Fingering, First Time, Fox, Future, Gay, German Shepherd, Knot, M/M, Medical Procedures, Mind Control, Muscles, Musk, Rape, Rat, Science Fiction, Story Series, Tie, Tiger, Uniform, Violence (Not In Yiff), Wolf, straight to gay
# Reaper: Hades
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"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves."
-[William Shakespeare](http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/947.William_Shakespeare)
_When the night has been too lonely
And the road has been too long,
And you...
Bear, Clean, Eagle, Fantasy, Gay Relationships, Jackal, M/solo, Sci-Fi, Squirrel, Story Series, chimp