Saloon Knight

Most church going folk put the tales of this monster in the same bucket as the easter jackalope or the tooth fairy but the truth is that the creature is very real and under the complete control of bone saw herself.

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Kool Kat Chronicles Chapter Six: Love and Hate

You tooth fairy, pouch carrying one eye wanna-be havin' mother fucker?" he called back. a figure emerged from the trees beyond the fences. james looked at matt, tilted his head, and blinked.

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Nyx Switch Chapter 10: A SUDDEN DEPARTURE

She smiled at him for a moment with the sort of look in her eyes normally reserved for those who were explaining to a child that the tooth fairy wasn't real. "frank, please don't take this the wrong way, but me and the girls, we--how should i put this?"

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Bullshit Errands (revised)

The tooth fairy did." matt rolled his eyes and shook his head, rubbing his temples as the pounding in his head subsided a bit. "so, are you from the company?" the question caught matt of guard. "what? no.

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Maranatha - Chapter XVII - As Told By Nicky Marlowe

I waited outside the house he stole 'em from and when the daily groceries arrived, i had my buddy tommy distract the driver while i snuck into the van, uncapped one of the bottles of milk and dropped the teeth in before writing "lots of love from the tooth fairy

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Cave Drawer and the Magical Tablet

"the tooth fairy slipped it underneath my pillow," cave drawer said. "oh, santa claus placed my tablet underneath the christmas tree," said goody two shoes. "shall we dance?" asked cave drawer holding his hand out. "yes!" said goody two shoes.

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SEBASTIAN'S BACKSTORY CH 1-7

"naw i'm the tooth fairy, of course i'm your new fucking foster parent. now show a little respect and gather your things, i'm not some charity service and i certainly do not do big happy sappy affection got it?" "y-yes sir..."

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The Christmas Story That Wasn't

You know, the one where the tooth fairy is a woman, and she fucks the easter bunny, who's basically a big, evil anthro bunny? and she squeezes his balls? and he gets his balls kicked by some human women?" valyrym's eyes widened. “that's a _real_ book?"

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Everybody Wants to Rule the World

Then what's this, the tooth fairy?" i could have fainted. seth's sharp claws tore my basketball shorts to shreds and then he surprised me once again when he sunk to his knees in front of me.

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A Friend in the Dark

By then i had already figured out that santa claus and the tooth fairy weren't real, so the thought some kind of monster or imaginary friend living under my bed was surreal and a bit daunting.

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Patron of Love

Who could i be, the fucking tooth-fairy?" no response. the fat man sighed and rubbed his temple, "i'm iziel. probably here to get you laid." still seeing the look of incomprehension in his eyes, "you called me, remember?"

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Chronicles of B-Man: Wolf Saga: Part 2

-he gave the two boys a rather skeptical look- "sure, and the tooth fairy is really as well"-damiens answer came in the form of a sudden rumble in the ground-"what in the?"

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