Twas the Night before....WTF?!?!

bigfoot went to the news screaming he got proof i exist, and i'm the sneaky asshole who digitized your list. i stung a bee and the whole hive cried, i got bit by a cobra and in 5 minutes he died. kris, i challenge you to a fuckin' duel!

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The Victoria Chronicles - 01, In the Beginning, There was Man

Do they like being called bigfoot? a descriptive title isn't much of a name is it? but we digress. the point is that they are all the same thing. stories. myths. _legends_.

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New Found Fishermen

"not unless you wanna have a long career ahead of you as bigfoot." "i don't think our situation is unique though. there's some sort of substance in the river, very faint, kind of glowy, but it's gathered in the fish.

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Nick Wilde's Knockoff Scales

Dirty and neglected as the front was, the bins lining the wall filled with no end of plastic molds and substitutes from more common animals that could sucker a passing fool into believing it was fantastical phrenalia like 'unicorn horns', 'vampire eyes', 'bigfoots

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Act XXVIII

He created skam after bigfoot killed his wife and kids! after that, he swore to wipe all of the world's monsters off the face of the earth, once and for all!" krystal whispered to me. "that's pretty scary, jansen.

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One Night by the Lake

You know, like bigfoot? he was a weregorilla." brooke smacked it's mouth. "if you've ever noticed unusually intelligent animals, raccoons creeping into your house and stealing food and shiny things, those were probably weres too."

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Chapter 8: Captured by Humans

"they said they heard a report of a 'bigfoot' sighting up in banff national park in alberta. leo took them there for me." "well that was thoughtful of him," the female said. after that, i fell back asleep.

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The Ethereal Plane: Chapter 1

As a quick disclaimer, I do not own anything besides the OOC's and a few locations, such as the Ethereal Dimension. ON with the story. What if you found out that everything you had ever imagined, or had ever been thought of, was real? The...

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Positive reinforcement

Is bigfoot real?" she whispered loudly, not trusting herself to talk for fear of it being a shout that could be over heard. "big foot is probably several different lycans who were spotted in the woods.

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...And Something Else Besides

The humans would most likely think they were 'bigfoot's. "each of them has its uses; perhaps you should ask the shaman and see if he'd take you on a harvesting trip with him..."

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The Dream That Turned Real, Pt 3.5.txt

It was horscht, in a bigfoot-themed '94 f-350 lbcc, as he put it in park and everyone jumped out, shocked at the horror show that was mike's '87 leone. "thank god it had a five-point, huh?"

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Cash Cow

Nancy had heard the rumors about the place, but put about as much stock in them as she did bigfoot sightings. a building that changes layout? she scoffed at the thought,it was such a stupid thing to even think about and people believed it.

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