Dear New Dad - Commison for Brophey

The scents ranged from the cleaners under the sink to the cheetos that had been lost in the couch a decade ago.

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Spring Fever

As your mind compares the two of you, your body is running on autopilot as you weave between the near silent howler monkeys and the screaming hot cheeto cats finally takes you to homeroom.

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Tales of the Huntsville Mayors #2 - Shaking It Up

_in that sense, if you were to make an offer to...say, buck hopper (rabbit, g) or cheeto wolfote (wolfote, g), how much would you offer?

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Shattered Remains: Chapter 1

"eh nico," thomas garbled through a mouthful of cheetos, "don't be such a goody two shoes, you know?" i had to chuckle at that. just his voice was so...neurotic. it took all of my restraint not to crack a bill and ted reference.

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12/21/2012 10: The End

She barely found anything, just a bag of neo-cheetos. they were old and stale though.

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Desolation

Upon finishing a loud burp erupted from his mouth, the stench of salt and cheetos lingering in the air. he looked me dead in the face, "i was just thinking about it. just thinking how you're not the man i imagined marrying.

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Day 43 8:04 AM 1/5/2023-Chapter 12-Mountian City Massacare

I just shrugged and pulled open a bag of puffy cheetos while i cooked the bacon and an eggs mre. in less than ten minutes, breakfast was done and raf and i sat down by the truck to eat. the eggs tasted like plastic bags, but the bacon was amazing.

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Miranda Fox: A Christmas Pop-Song

The ghost, before observing a pre-teen version of myself lying on my couch-bed, wearing only a yellow t-shirt with live-action photos of kittens decorated, and a pair of violet panties with a single pink heart decorated, and feasting on a handful of cheetos

Podcast

"hello and welcome to the cheeto in speedos cast. i'm your host shams hunter and this week we have three very special guests. care to introduce yourselves?" "hi, i'm chase hunter, and i'm your host's dad."

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Failed Escape

And soon, that lump in his throat disappeared and fell into his stomach, most likely into a pile of half-digested cheetos. "little buddy? rudder?" jet called out nervously. or would it be called in?

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Showered By Pong

The foot smelled like cheetos and vinegar naturally, but stepping in the feces and having them covered in bat guano merely enhanced the odor, and combined the three into this sickly attractive stench only a viletopian and few furs with scat fetishes would

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Henry Rider and the NuYu Prescription: Chapter Three

Who knows, maybe somebody even dropped a moldy bag of cheetos down there for ambitious young pimples like you to find. but then suddenly everything goes quiet. and hot. like, _really freaking hot_. so you come out of your hiding spot to find that—_gasp!

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