A Slippery Situation - Chapter 1
See ya soon, ya derp, now go off and endure your normal life for a change!" "touché, prick!" tom couldn't hide a snigger as he slapped the chevette's window, giving a final wave before turning on his heel.
26- Legacy (Finale)
A couple more days passed and i settled on reversing his colors, making him the orangy derp we know now. his name was the most difficult portion. i spent weeks searching up dragon names, never being happy with what i found.
Everyone Does It for Vlad 2
#26 of everyone does it i am definitely late with this, i realize last year, i put his birthday at the 12th of december, but derpy derp, broken brain xd but anyway, like that story, this is one that focuses mainly on vlad, with some input from other side
The Musician's Writer [Chapter 3]
"durr," the tiger derped and looked past the otter at the bottles. "i don't know! i really never had 'a drink'. just give me a coke, or a pepsi, never was into drink anyhow." the otter nodded and turned, as did traska.
Alpha Wolf
I wrote this story for derp he's been a good friend and he deserves this :p **alpha wolf** i like to wake up early before everyone else, sneak outside and watch the world come alive with the sound of wolves.
Clueless ch16: Threesomes are totally a hobby you guys
derp. guess my efforts in hiding my love for japanese stuff has paid off! #8 jayce lee? i lost to a nerdy iguana like jayce? how?! i mean yeah, he is also on varsity football, he's handsome, really tall, one of the smartest guys in school...
Just One Look
This story was written for day #32 of kinktober 2017, a bonus day because i derped and took on too many ideas! :d today's theme is feral/anthro, and the story was written for kemper. this story contains m/f sex between consenting adults.
Eating Lightning's Dust
"chill, derps. i got this," said rainbow. then, to lightning: "you brats stole our cheer!" "that first-place trophy belongs to us!" said flitter. "that's right!" added cloudchaser.
Obamon Meal 10
It was hard to tell if dillon was alright, but he was occasionally able to let out a guffaw or a derp noise showing he was at least alive. for the spectators, it was either hard to watch or insanely entertaining.
The Sexorcist
derp. * * * "man, i don't like this," owen said as i shook off the top of the ouija board box. i rolled my eyes and reached inside for the cheap plastic planchette and held it in front of his face. "you really think this is going to do anything?
Sparks of Friendship REWRITE!
"you...are such a derp!" shouted aniro, "he'll kill us all!" "okay," said sombra, "you guys are getting a bit ridiculous."
Zion: Light of the New Moon, Ch 3.3 Myrh
Zion - light of the new moon chapter 3.3 myrh the herp derp _the contributing readers have all decided: this post will include a short focus on each of the pairings and give a little insight into all of the discussions._ shouts of warning