end of days cakes are sweeter

Miss's cake opened up the doors to her bakery, but part of her didn't want to, she only had a few customers now, one was the flying derp derpy hoofs, she always came in for her daily muffin.

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2- The Guardians

"i'm only a few inches shorter than you derp… and kara, and a large majority of the hatchling i teach. i'm at least large in one area." laughing, the black drake winked mischievously. "but you still always end up under me.

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Beauty On The Outside...

I made a derp on this somewhere.... anyway, rated adult due to themes. don't worry about the title. you'll get it eventually. i also put in less detail than smacking you in the face with character descriptions.

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CBS - The Awkward Dominant Masochist

Also with a special guest start at the very end, to make up for me completely derping out and forgetting to add them into the holiday party story. sorry again for that.

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Bad LA Acting

"'derp! i'm mr premalton! i'm the stupidest boss in the world!'" tommy cracks up and even the jocks can't help but laugh. "yep. that sounds like me." tommy says. "we're always making fun of our boss." "whys that?" cody asks.

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Everyone Does It for Vlad 2

#26 of everyone does it i am definitely late with this, i realize last year, i put his birthday at the 12th of december, but derpy derp, broken brain xd but anyway, like that story, this is one that focuses mainly on vlad, with some input from other side

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Chapter 2: More Than Peckish

Be back soon, ya derp." the deerling promised, before strolling off for the fishing gear. it didn't take too much longer than aspen expected to prepare the trio of fish.

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Gookitty Arises: Oozing Productivity

And that was how she was hired at derp, an exclusive and little-known branch of syntech research that explored strictly extraplanetary projects - meaning not from earth - which was precisely the topic that got jacqueline more excited than anything.

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Welcome To Equestria: Chapter 5

"they had a clock in there, you derp." i replied with a laugh. "i managed to glance at it before we left. it said 9:30." "alright, that should give us a bit of time before we head in for the night." he said with a glint in his eye.

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terrorist war [commision for Karoo]

Evan eyed him as he rushed towards his bike as did karoo before explaining "well derp you didn't have to do this but you did! for all that matters you get to fuck me as my way of saying sorry for getting you into this mess!"

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derpy's depression

"i'm new to this cutting thing but this is what i've done, each cut is for every derp i've done", derpy waited then comments started flooding in mostly from the main two who ran the site her cuts still bleeding but not as much as they had.

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Proposal

"though i hope to make up for that little moment of derp, sweetheart... i'm sorry." shivering under the wolf's sensual kisses, the fox yipped as she was suddenly thrust back, devyn shifting away so that they could look into each other's eyes.

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