Life of a Jackass

Finger with each reply "one, i was cursed into this shape a while back by a witch i refused to screw, my name was actually derek, but now i prefer to go by nazari, anyway now i'm stuck as an "ass" as she so bluntly called me, but i can change people into donk

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Jack(assing) Off

'kinda like the beginnings of a donk mane' he thought to himself. still, he made a note to ask his barber to be more careful about getting that area next time he went in.

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Moments To Hours

"and you can do whatever you want, my lazy donk," he whispers, voice low and husky.

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Omatsuri

Every so often, the sound of taiko drums thundered through the air, spiked with the occasional donking noise when the drum was struck on the rim rather than the wood, backing, sometimes drowning out, the plaintive notes of a woman singing one of the local

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Texas Hoof'em - Part 1

"how many chips went donk!" jackson was looking at xaie's chips with a curious expression.

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The long walk home

I can smell the old donk all over him." raff snorted, pausing behind the still pleasure stunned xander to sniff up and down the highborn colt's body. and although he complained about the donkey's stink, the dark gray appaloosa instantly popped a boner.

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Episode 1: Wrong Turn, Right Path

\*donk\* his phone landing right on his head before clattering gently on the ground, forcing him to clutch where it landed tightly. "aaaahhh... sonovabitch!!"

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House of the Rising Floof

He'd never seen a ba-donk-a-donk of this size on any sort of cat, much less one in prime display. showing off a passage that suggested incredibly lewd possibilities. leroy was not one for lewd possibilities.

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Pred Mixer

"i think we're forgetting the main point here, and that's that you should all be basking in the glory of me downing that dumb donk. it's gonna start getting real fuckin' nasty in there for him soon. vodka always gets my gut noisy."

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Memoir from a Military Boy's Journal

I'd really like to see who'd be the first to ride this donk." "i rather pin the tail on the donkey." robin snorted as he listened to the various men within in the room begin to make casual innuendo amongst one another.

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For a Few Minutes of Pleasure...

The whole ordeal was to carry on in its unrelenting way with how much the soon-to-be donks were playing with their new growths. with a strained "hawww," josh bent over, something pressing against the back of his pants.

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Adipose City: Two Birds, One Stone

Ba-donka-donk cloudbottom, so nice the viewer has to acknowledge it twice, betty decided with a catty smirk as she watched the hunter amble along cradling a high-tech crossbow.

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