Power Lunch
I'm also a champion superheavyweight bodybuilder, with four consecutive gold medals in the prestigious mars muscle pageant."
A Warm Bed Chapter 5
"isn't that the baby-beauty-pageant-channel? no," the cat shook his head as snuggled against his master, "it's one of the others. the history chanel, maybe?"
Embers of Dawn: Chapter 27: When the Curtain Rises
“the day i spread my wings for you, valcagor, will be the day they start awarding beauty pageants to rotting walruses.” he grinned wider, “so yer sayin’ there’s still a chance?” “no.
Theo and Jace: Part Two
Jace was pouting like a 10 year old pageant girl and said, "hmph! well i just thought that i should thank you for comforting me during that little episode.
To Wander Infinity ~ Chapter Thirteen: The Tail End of Twilight
"i haven't had stage fright that bad since i played ebenezer scrooge in my fourth grade christmas pageant. my heart's still racing." "mine, too," marc said, frowning in confusion.
AJ's Size
There were some less slutty clothing options too, styles befitting a beauty pageant. his eyes honed in on a yellow dress in an exotic cut, but just one glance at the price tag turned him away. he found the wolf watching him.
Kickaha Flies a Kite
He got to work, and while the kite wasn't going to win any inanimate-object beauty pageants, he was able to patch it and make it usable again. "okay, third time's the charm."
Pat and the Nursery
Nanny knows once you're all trussed up like a pageant baby, you'll feel far better. after all, nanny knows what's best for little kits." as much as pat squirmed, he couldn't break free.
Dreams and Delinquents
It's like we were center stage at a pageant or school play. on display and under the spot light for the whole audience to witness. i even thought about fink's earlier statement and imagined my father standing backstage cheering us on with a boner.
Young Americans
Watching the bustle as a tedious pageant, slowly passing you by. lost. wondering. _is there life on mars?_ she was his age, probably; couldn't have been much older or younger than 25.
Abandoned Asylum
Unlike the other haunts, the actors in this phantom pageant are all furs like themselves. the scene is a more ritualistic and sensual execution than what ever took place when the asylum was in its heyday.
Shattered Shards: Fey's Fancy
But despite the moss green hair, blue skin, and two-fanged underbite, she would be competing in the regional beauty pageant over the summer.