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Are We Gonna Pretend That Didn't Happen?

Chapter 8

Blinking his tired eyes open, Conner groaned. He attempted to rise, but he was squeezed tightly and he noticed that something fairly heavy was sitting directly in his lap. He could barely see a thing as most of his vision seemed to be obstructed by a sea of black and faint hints of dark red or maroon, he couldn't quite tell.

Reaching up, Conner grabbed the sides of whatever this was and he finally regained most of his senses. Daniella had clearly arrived when he was out and now she was sleeping in his lap… and to his horror, he was completely naked. To make matters even more awkward, his morning wood was pinned between what was likely her crotch and his stomach.

“This is just fucking fantastic," Conner muttered in clear discomfort.

The dragon let out a loud yawn and hugged the back of his head tighter as she lifted herself up slightly. By some very awkward twist of fate, Daniella inadvertently positioned her slit directly above Conner's member. The second she sat back down, she was ripped from her sleep entirely and let out an involuntary moan.

Conner on the other hand, responded with a yelp as his cock was engulfed in the almost too hot, wet, tight, silky depths of Daniella's no longer virgin passage. Daniella froze stiff when she finally realized what happened, her eyes widening in horror once she realized what she did. Once the dragon was able to move, she slowly got off of Conner, desperately trying not to moan as Conner's member slid out of her.

“What the fuck?" Conner asked in disbelief, he looked to the dragon for an answer, but Daniella didn't respond, merely closing her eyes and cringing.

“This is not how I imagined I'd lose my virginity, technically." Conner muttered in shock.

Daniella stared at Conner, she didn't know what to do. Ironically, she was now also, technically not a virgin due to her being careless. She moved her gaze to Conner's still very erect member, a thought crossed her mind and left her mouth before she even had a chance to bite her tongue.

“Well… are we each going to find a separate room in the house or should we-." Daniella clamped her jaws shut with an audible POP as Conner's eyes became the size of dinner plates and he froze. “I can't believe I just said that…. Fuck!" Daniella flopped to the floor and covered her face with her forepaws.

Conner felt like his brain was short circuiting from the absolute absurdity of the situation and the fact that the first thought that flew into his brain was: “I didn't say no." He was beside himself and wished he hadn't woken up when he did.

Daniella on the other hand, wished she could crawl in a hole and die because of how awkward this entire situation was.

Much to Conner's horror, his tongue began moving without his permission. “I-I didn't say n-." It was now his turn to snap his mouth shut as Daniella's wings tensed and her head flew out from underneath her paws. The look of disbelief on her face made Conner cringe.

She couldn't really believe this was actually happening. Daniella shook her head, she had an opportunity to fuck the human she so desperately wanted. She would not fumble this.

Conner watched the faint light bleeding through the dimmed windows reflect off of Daniella's iridescent scales as she rose to her feet, a hungry look in her eyes.

“You didn't say no?" she asked with a heated growl as a smirk grew across her muzzle. Her confidence spiking from Conner's accidental admission.

Conner sucked in a breath, hesitantly nodding as the dragon slowly stalked towards the couch. In this moment, Conner couldn't help but notice how attractive he found Daniella. Her shapely and muscular hips and tail, her beautiful scale colours, and her face, he doubted he had seen a more attractive face, human or dragon.

The nagging voice in the back of his head that this was a four legged creature was smothered into the ground, he would deal with the moral bullshit after he stopped thinking with his other head.

Daniella wasn't really sure what Conner preferred, but she decided to go with what felt right. “Can you lie on your back?" she asked sweetly as she gripped his right knee with her paw.

Conner swallowed thickly, but complied anyway, if a little hesitant. He trusted Daniella with every fibre of his being, but this was new territory entirely.

Daniella crawled onto the couch and loomed over the human beneath her. She reached under her with her paw, grabbing his dick and lining it up with her passage. She moaned loudly as she sat back slowly, placing her paws on his chest and rocking back and forth a few times.

The human beneath her was a panting wreck, she herself was no different. Each twitch of his shaft shot jolts of pleasure through her body. Looking down, she could see the stupid look on Conner's face. Daniella could read his mind through his face without even bothering to use magic. She grabbed his hands and quite aggressively put them on her hips.

Before Conner had any chance to say anything, Daniella planted her forepaws on his chest, knocking the wind out of him slightly because of how hard she dropped them. She picked her ass up before slowly sitting back down. The slow movement and grip her pussy had on Conner's cock caused him to squint his eyes shut and let out an involuntary whine.

The whine that came from Conner made the dragon pick up her pace, she didn't really have a clue what she was doing besides what she had seen in porn and what felt right in her soul. She couldn't really explain how or why she felt this way, but she felt like this wasn't the first time she and Conner had done this. Daniella had always felt connected to the human, but now, she felt even closer… literally and figuratively.

“Holy f-fuck!" Conner groaned as he squirmed and shuddered beneath the much larger dragon. His senses were completely fried in that moment from overstimulation. As Daniella began getting more aggressive in her feverish riding, he couldn't help but be thankful for his enhanced biology. “You're l-lucky I'm not a regular human!" Conner said before gasping as Daniella dropped down really hard, grinding her slit on his crotch.

“And why's that?" Daniella said in a very husky growl, “Your poor pelvis," she snickered as she loomed her head down and pressed her nose to his own. Her predatory, almost dangerous look morphed into that of pleasure as Conner's cock jabbed at her g-spot and she let out a loud draconic moan.

An involuntary shudder shook Conner's entire form as Daniella squeezed on him fairly hard. Her sex was getting tighter and tighter by the second, making it one arduous task to focus on holding off. The dragon's feverish riding was no help either.

“I'm c-c-close," Conner stuttered breathlessly. This brought a smirk to the black dragon's scaled muzzle.

“Good," she growled, her eyes narrowed to slits, piercing into him like an apex predator.

Conner gritted his teeth as the dragon dropped her hips into his lap with a loud plap. She began to grind her hips against his own. His pleasure began to build higher and higher, like he was teetering on the edge of a cliff.

Daniella snarled before lunging her head forward, biting the armrest of the couch just ahead of Conner's shoulder. Her passage almost seemed to lock onto Conner's dick and pull it in as deep as it could go. Conner whimpered as he finally felt himself fall over the edge, Daniella's passage pulled and squeezed at his cock in pulsing motions inward, trying to draw his seed in.

“Holy fuck! Holy fuck!" A few of Conner's friends had explained to him vaguely what sex felt like… those vague descriptions seemed laughably pathetic in comparison to whatever the fuck he was experiencing in this moment. His shameless curiosity had also allowed him to learn through the internet that sex with a dragon was apparently more pleasurable than a human in many ways.

Daniella collapsed on top of the human, completely trapping him as her passage continued the rippling and pulsing contractions on his length. Both stayed still, chests heaving as they both settled into the relaxing afterglow. Daniella went to open her mouth to say something, but the front door opening caused her to sit up and attempt to get off Conner.

“Ow, Ow! What the fuck?!" Conner yelped in pain as Daniella's vagina tugged at his cock, not wanting to let go. She tried relaxing, but his shaft stayed firmly locked in. Daniella grimaced before planting her forepaws on Conner's lower abdomen, trying her best to block the view of her stretched lips wrapped around the base of his still erect shaft.

“Hey, Conner! Are yo-" Cameron froze when he locked eyes with Daniella, her ears flattened against her head as she extended her right wing, hiding her face in embarrassment.

“Can you fucking knock!" Conner barked from beneath Daniella as he twisted around as best he could, locking eyes with a very shocked Cameron.

“Oh, are yo-"

“Yes! We are very much stuck together at the moment, just… go into my garage and look at my cars. Do something while I wait for this hornball beast to let go." Conner sighed before grunting in slight pain as Daniella punched him in the chest.

“Uhhh, fuck…" Cameron sighed before hastily speed walking over to the garage door and slipped in.

Conner brought his right hand up, closed his eyes, and planted it on his face with a long sigh of annoyance. “How long am I going to be stuck inside?" He muttered from behind his hand.

“Five to ten minutes," the iridescent black dragon responded quietly from behind her wing.

“Fucking Christ," Conner muttered with a sigh.

It took around eight minutes before Daniella was able to pull herself off of Conner, both making haste to have a shower. The large shower in the basement was basically an artificial cave and it was quite large, so there was no issue in them both showering in it together. Conner and Daniella didn't utter a word to each other, though there was a clear awkwardness between the two friends. They knew their friendship would not be the same after this.

…

Adjusting his hat on his head, Conner walked through the kitchen and entered the garage. He found Cameron staring slack jawed at three of his cars, one of those cars was a new edition. Cameron had opened the hood of each vehicle.

“So you're the one toying with the OPP?" Cameron chuckled.

“Yep!" Conner proclaimed with a smirk.

“How much horsepower in each?"

“Uhhh, I just recently improved most of them so I'm not sure. The first one I check will be the Corvette though."

“So… why I'm here," Cameron cleared his throat. “Are you and Daniella coming to that party?"

“Fuck…" Conner sighed, he could not give a flying fuck about a party that some people from his graduating class organized. He was shocked he was even invited in the first place. “A party for everyone who graduated in 2022." Conner groaned.

“Are you coming?" Cameron sighed.

“Daniella will drag me there if she has to," Conner grunted.

“Speaking of Daniella…"

“Mm mm, nope! You didn't see anything, I-"

“Hey, I'm not judging you," Cameron interrupted.

“If she talks about it to others during the party… fuckin' whatever, but I won't utter a word. I still need to talk to her about what the fuck that was even about," Conner sighed. “But that… is a future me issue," he added with a chuckle.

“Well… that sounds like a you problem."

“Fuck you," Conner rolled his eyes with a grumble causing Cameron to chuckle. “Oh shit! I forgot that I wanted to show you something." Conner added with a devious smirk.

Cameron raised his eyebrows as he watched Conner look over to the tool bench near the door that led to the kitchen. A very large wrench floated off of the table, Conner turned while still keeping his hand in the same position before swiping it in the direction of his Corvette's windshield.

The large stainless steel wrench rocketed across the room in a flash of silver, smashing into the supercar's windshield with a deafening clack. Cameron, who was now on the floor, looked up at the ceiling to see the large six pound wrench embedded in the ceiling.

“What in the actual fuck was that!?" Cameron exclaimed in shock.

The human responsible for said chaos was in hysterics, wheezing and in tears from laughing so hard. Cameron looked at the Corvette's windshield and it didn't seem to have so much as a scuff mark on it. He got up and ran his fingers over the glass and he couldn't even feel any imperfections in the glass's surface.

Conner felt the hairs on the back of his neck stand, he turned to see Daniella halfway through the garage entrance from the kitchen. Her jaw slack and eyes wide with shock. “Have I mentioned that I've been doing lots of testing with Element and Antimatter?" Conner chuckled with a smirk.

“I… why?" Cameron finally spit out, he wanted to know why Conner would consider making something so durable.

“Why not?" Conner chuckled. “The entire car is made from carbon fiber and a tungsten titanium alloy. Weighs less than steel with how I mixed it and ungodly strong." He added with a smirk.

Daniella rolled her eyes with a sigh. “That… ugh, sometimes you make my head hurt," she groaned.

The human male responded by flicking his hand at her, a shower of bright sparks shot from his hand as he flicked it. Daniella yelped and scampered away, she sighed as Conner started laughing.

“Alright!" Conner clapped his hands together, “Let's get a move on, eh?"

“Oh ya bud, aboot time we get goin', eh?" Daniella mocked Conner's accent, causing both males to glare at the dragon.

“Gethrisj rumag doutan," Conner growled before turning to his Corvette.

“Harkt spical sva wux, hastras," Daniella chuckled.

“What the fuck are you two saying?" Cameron asked with a raised eyebrow.

“Bim munthrek shilta ti renthisj Vs'shtak," Conner chuckled to Daniella.

“Wux zklaen anku jacion ekess renthisj coi creol tairais," Daniella smirked before walking over to the Corvette and hopping into the passenger's seat.

“Draconic…" Conner said flatly before getting into the driver's seat of his Corvette.

Cameron stared blankly at the tinted driver window of Conner's car before exiting the garage to enter his own car. He was beyond shocked that Conner could speak the dragon species native tongue so well. Shaking his head and chuckling, Cameron got into his own car in the driveway.

Cameron was just about to start his own car when a deafening V8 startup roar that literally shook the ground caused him to drop his key. The blond human stared at his steering wheel in disbelief for a few seconds before activating the comms unit Conner had given him a few months ago.

“Holy fuck!" Cameron exclaimed with a laugh as he retrieved his keys from the floor and started his own sports car. The engine nowhere near as powerful but it definitely was no slouch.

“I might have gone a little nuts with even more upgrades with this thing," Conner chuckled.

“How fast is it?"

“Not sure yet, but it idles at around fifteen hundred once it warms up, it's currently idling higher because it's been sitting in my cool garage for a day or two."

After a few minutes of the two talking about what Conner had done to the car, the car had warmed up enough and he was ready to go.

Cameron let Conner go ahead of him as he slowly rolled down the driveway. Once the two cars finally left Conner's driveway, Cameron pulled up next to Conner.

“Alright, let's race!" Cameron chuckled, “Fuckin' slow car, gonna lose," he added mockingly.

“HA!" Conner laughed as he flicked a red cover up and flicked a switch.

“Nitrous injection; Armed," the AI said as two streams of gas sprayed out from in front of the Corvette's mirrors.

“You gonna lose!" Cameron continued teasing. “Alright, 3… 2… 1… GO!"

The front of the Corvette lifted off the ground as the car let out an ungodly roar, shaking the ground while pinning the human driver and a very unimpressed, scaled passenger to the seats. The instant torque from the parallel hybrid system made the Corvette's acceleration absolutely eye watering.

“Nice license plate," Cameron laughed. “Wish I could still see it but your car is kinda breathing fire."

…

“Why the fuck does the party have to be in the GTA!?!?!" Conner groaned in annoyance as he weaved through the traffic the Greater Toronto Area was notorious for. “DOES NOBODY KNOW THAT THE SPEED LIMITS ARE THE FUCKING MINIMUM?!?!" he roared in anger as he honked at a left lane camper.

Rolling his window down as he merged into the lane just beside the far left lane.

“THE LEFT LANE IS THE PASSING LANE YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!" Conner shouted out his window before stomping his accelerator to the floor, flying around the inconsiderate driver.

“You become a completely different person behind the wheel and it is fucking hilarious," Cameron laughed over the comms channel.

“He becomes reckless and is a very aggressive driver…" Daniella sighed from beside Conner.

“Mannnn, I can't help it, really hard when they literally hand out licenses in fucking cereal boxes to any half brained crayon chewer who can hold a fucking wheel!" Conner barked as he zipped around yet another person going ten below the speed limit.

Looking up ahead, Conner saw the road go down to two lanes plus the merge lane. He groaned, spotting a semi-truck coming up to speed and preparing to merge. He may have been an asshole most of the time, but if you followed the unspoken rules of the road, you were good in his book.

His car spat flames as he let off the gas, allowing the semi to merge in front of him. Once the semi merged, the truck driver flashed his hazards a few times causing Conner to smirk. Merging into the passing lane, Conner stuck his arm out his driver window and gave the semi driver a quick wave as he drove past.

“So, what was the address again, Cam?" Conner said after a long bout of silence.

A long silence filled the cabin before a text on his phone popped up on the Car's infotainment screen.

“Absolute fastest GPS route; set. Would you like real time changes to account for bad traffic?"

“Yes," Conner said calmly before letting out a sigh, “Get off ya damn phone while driving, Cameron!"

Daniella rolled her eyes when the two friends began bickering about texting and driving, she tuned them out before focusing ahead. Daniella noticed a car driving fairly erratically up ahead, more aggressive and reckless than Conner, swerving between cars, making some slam on their breaks. Daniella started getting nervous as Conner began closing the distance between himself and this idiot driver.

“Conner watch out!" Daniella yelped as Conner wasn't paying attention when this white BMW almost side swiped his car.

Conner noticed last second and swerved while laying on the horn. The white BMW swerved around Conner before break checking him. The car's extensive custom performance upgrades as well as his skill allowed him to swerve around the BMW without losing much speed at all.

At this point, Conner's blood was boiling and his left eye was twitching so when the BMW driver got up to his right side and rolled their window down, Conner was all too eager to roll his own window down to chew them out.

The BMW driver tried to say something but Conner cut him off instantly. “YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT! LEARN TO FUCKING DRIVE YOU FUCKING DICK SUCKING, PAINTING DRINKING, CRAYON EATING, FUCKTARD!!" Conner screamed in uncontrolled fury.

“Go fuck yourself you stupid bitch!" The BMW driver shouted with a heavy Indian accent.

Conner had to bite his tongue to hold back the low hanging fruit of racist insults before screaming again. “I DON'T GIVE A FUCK THAT I HURT YOUR LITTLE FUCKING EGO BY HONKING, YOU NEED TO LEARN TO FUCKING DRIVE YOU STUPID FUCKING HELMET WEARING WINDOW LICKER!!"

“FUCK YOU BITCH!" The BMW driver screamed before pulling out a pistol.

“Oh mother fucker," Conner muttered in shock as he scrambled to roll up the window.

The gunshots rang out as the bullets thumped against the passenger window of the Corvette. The BMW took off as the Corvette backfired, slowing down and drifting slightly onto the shoulder.

The passenger in the BMW slapped the driver's shoulder as the ground shook, the black Corvette was now doing a wheelie and gaining FAST.

“Unfuckin' believable!" Conner snarled as he put his hand on the currently hyperventilating dragon in his passenger seat. “Daniella!" Conner said in a stern voice. “Put these in your ears," he said while handing her a pair of earplugs. “Don't question, just do!" he ordered before glancing at the unbroken passenger window. “Good to know the crystal is definitely bullet proof," Conner thought to himself with a chuckle.

Conner got up next to the BMW before staring at Daniella. “Roll your seat back as far as possible and lean back!" he said sternly before rolling the passenger window down. He held out his left arm as something seemed to take shape and form together. In a matter of seconds, Conner held a black, military grade SMG. He squeezed the trigger and the gun responded with a very fast and loud BRRRT.

The SMG absolutely shredded through the BMW, bullets striking both the driver and passenger. Conner had timed it perfectly so any bullets that passed through the car did not strike any innocent bystanders. Dropping the SMG in his lap and rolling the window up, Conner swerved into the BMW, smashing into the car and pushing it off the road.

The BMW did a few rolls, sending debris and dirt flying, before smashing into a tree at well over 200 km/h. If the occupants had somehow survived the hail of gunfire, they were definitely dead now.

Conner held out his right hand and, using Telekinesis, swiped all of the spent .45 ACP casings out of Daniella's seat and onto the floor.

“Analyzing bullet impact data…. They purposefully aimed for Daniella first, sir."

“Oh I know…" Conner snarled, “That's why I made sure to kill them in such a dramatic way," he added with a sneer before stomping the gas to evade the inevitable police response. “Alright Cam, I gotta dip, cops are on their way. See you in a few minutes."

“Jesus Christ, alright,"