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“Ok… Hold on to the reigns but not too tight. Just a loose grip." The chestnut American Shetland, Nana, spoke to the child gripping her reigns as if she would toss him to the ground. She turned her head to gaze at the little girl on her back.

“I'm scared." The chubby child said keeping her head low and her eyes closed tightly.

“We can stop if you like?" Nana asked as the little girl shook her head.

“No, then billy will make fun of me." The girl whined.

“I'll go a little slower, just hold on to my reins and give a little tug in the direction you want me to go." Nana smiled, a human gesture that she was still trying to master.

Nana walked along the trail as the little girl tugged her closer to a large Clydesdale mare, Mona was one of her coworkers and a popular choice with the humans on the trails. Nana noticed the burly man sitting on Mona's back as they neared each other. Mona was so tall that Nana had to crane her neck higher just to hear the muscular draft horse speak.

“Psst Nana."

“Hmmm?"

“Please tell me that you watched that cloning video I sent you last night."

“Yes…"

“Do you think I have a clone somewhere? I mean, they have been cloning dogs for a few years…"

“No Mona… I don't think you have a clone. Even in the video they mentioned that it cost more than our entire salary over five years to clone a dog."

“But what if?"

Nana started to trot a little faster. She had to get away from the paranoid mare or she would lose her own mind. She started to trot ahead over the well-trodden path, the stable was just a mile away. Nana heard a whimper and the arid scent of human urine reached her nose before she felt the liquid pouring down her back.

“I'm sorry." The little girl said.

Nana silently made her way back to the farm, she mumbled under her breath about her working conditions. She daydreamed suing her job for mistreatment and discrimination, none of the humans had to give rides. It didn't take long before she was standing around the various children and parents looking for a ride.

The large brick stable was a welcome relief as humans helped the piss soaked girl off of her back. Her boss stepped up from the crowd as they strode off with the next caravan of horses preparing to take the trail. He was a chubby tanned human with missing hair. She couldn't help but think of a turtle with the way his head was kept low.

“Nana… head back to the stables. I'll get you washed down and you can go home." Peter sighed.

“I have three more hours till my shift is over." Nana grumbled moving to her personal stall in the back.

“Not anymore… We aren't getting nearly as many customers since the uplift rights bill was passed. Fewer people feel comfortable riding on the back of a horse that can talk. I'm sure you noticed less and less people willing to pay for rides or horse riding lessons." Peter pulled the nozzle from the wall.

“So what happens to us? Some of us became uplifted at this farm." Nana groaned as she felt the warm water cascading over her body.

“Nothing I can do about it. It cost money to keep you all paid and I still have to cover rent, utilities, protests and shrinking customers." Peter groaned while rubbing a little soap on the mare.

“So how long do we have?" Nana asked nervously, the sudden threat of unemployment felt like daggers in her gut.

“Maybe another two weeks before I have to close shop and still have enough money to eat. Trust me, this stable has been in my family as far back as I can trace their history, but it's time as a business is over. I can't exactly breed horses without getting labeled a monster, and I can't do the riding without being propped up as a slave owner…" Peter finished drying her off and helped her place on her jacket, the fur-lined winter blanket was modified to fit snugly on her frame.

“Well, I guess I'll go looking for work. I'm sure there is a ton of jobs for fingerless creatures in human society." Nana grumbled.

“Oh yes, just about as many jobs as their old farmers without college degrees." Peter rolled his eyes, “We all are going to be sucking lemons for a while. Can you imagine Mona being out there on her own?"

“Tinfoil hat, sitting in a room watching videos on how horses are still being made into glue." Nana sighed as she stepped out the back entrance to the barn.

She stepped outside to see bright red truck pulling up to the farm, a tanned male with a yellow hand poked his head out with a grin. “You're out early, I was hoping to play a few games before I had to haul your fat-ass back to the house."

“I don't wanna hear fat jokes from a guy who probably can't see his own dick when he showers." Nana grinned.

“Pffft, Please tell me about the times you saw anything on you backside." The male chuckled while stepping out of the truck to open up the horse trailer.

“Fair point but I'm made that way, can't say the same for you, Brian." Nana teased.

“Har Har. Anyway, let's go home. I got a date tonight and I wanna get home so I can get ready in time." Brian shut the gate.

Nana watched as the red greens and yellows of autumn gave way to the shiny building and hard concrete. Nana looked out on dogs roaming the streets with little back packs, bears sat at coffee shops with humans and she even noticed several pandas with cameras being lead by tourists as they snapped pictures of the city.

They entered the parking garage near her home, Brian snapped opened the gate with a smile.

“Her highness is home." Brian bowed with a bit of humor.

“Oh, Jester Brian, you are so kind to the unemployed queen."

Brian's expression sobered, “Unemployed? Well, what's the game plan?"

“Panhandle? Become a drug dealer? Become a stripper?" Nana snorted as they walked inside of the apartments across the street.

“You are too mean to panhandle, you don't even know what drugs work for what animals, and stripper…" Brian roared out laughter while opening the rounded door.

“What, you don't think I'm pretty?" Nana scoffed.

“Maybe for a horse, but in the city the only thing you are going to strip for is bored dogs and humans that have a fetish for big girls. Why not try doing something that is better for hand less uplifts." Brian started washing his face in the bathroom.

Nana walked over to the computer sitting in the corner with a large plastic stick jutting from the edge of the desk. She placed her mouth over the stick and started to move the device, she continued to search for a job.

~

“Please go inside, Nolan will see you." The bubbly secretary spoke as Nana stood nervously in the middle of the office.

Nana walked into the room, she noticed a man sitting at the desk with a note pad. He raised an eyebrow at the small mare. She looked like a she would break if the wind blew too hard against her.

“Miss Nana, after looking over your resume, I think that you definitely have the experience that would help out our mares but I have to ask. Why does this job stand out to you?" Nolan said.

Nana look a deep breath before she answered, “I've been living in this city since I was a filly. I've seen first hand how difficult it is trying to get around. Even broken sewer grate could be a fatal fall, the strange glances of other uplifts and humans trying to figure out if you are stupid or uplifted. I want to help the new uplifts get adjusted."

Nolan nodded, “Well you can start today, You'll be shadowing Robert. He should be in his office three doors down from my own. Welcome to the Saint Francis Family."

Nana thanked the man before quickly trotting out of the office, her body shuddered in excitement as she forced herself not to canter in excitement. Nana stepped a few doors down to the office, A placard on the door read : 'Dr. Robert Alm'. Nana pressed hoof on the door level before pushing her way in.

Nana eyes widened as she watched a short dark skinned male pinning a panda to the ground. The panda was squirming around as the male used his knees to keep him on the ground. Nana just stood frozen in the doorway as both of the males laughed.

“Okay Rob, you win." The panda said while wheezing.

“Of course I did. Now we are eating at Panda Express. See you after work."

Rob looked up while lifting himself off of the bear, he reached down to pick up the panda. Rob dusted the fur off of his body before regarding the mare, she watched as the panda wandered around her to leave.

Robert blushed while sitting back at his desk, “I hope I didn't worry you with my… team building exercise."

“I hope that you aren't going wrestle me like that, I don't think I saw that in the job description." Nana commented approaching the desk.

“Oh! you are my new assistant?" Robert rubbed his face in embarrassment, “I promise I'm usually less intense than this."

“It's fine, I'm really just unsure of what I'm going to be doing 'shadowing' you."

“Oh that is simple, I'm human and you are Equine-American. We are going to head down to the auditorium, speak with a group of equines who are learning to adjust to the city made mostly for humans. Speak up where you feel a need to and be my insight into equine behaviors."

“Ok. I think I understand. When do I start?"

Robert stood up with a goofy grin on his face, “Might as well begin now. We still have a few minutes before everyone arrives, but you can meet the early crew."

Nana was lead through the spacious corridors of the psychology center. She noticed that the doors were designed with a more oval shape. The smell of the various animals drifted to her nose. She could smell wolves, dogs, cows and many others she couldn't place. As the reached the end of the hallway, Robert smiled as he opened the door. Nana noticed that staring back at her was the most pristine white horse she had ever seen. The horse was male and clearly much larger than she was, every step she took in the spacious room echoed as she nervously approached the male.

"H-Hi." The male said while gazing to the sides, direct eye contact was one of the first things that Nana had to get used to in the human society.

"Hello, Thomas." Robert said while pulling a chair from the wall, "This is Nana. Try introducing yourself."

Thomas paused before flicking his tail and taking a step backward. Nana watched as the equine male seemed to think hard on the prospect of introducing himself. "I don't want her stallion to beat me up."

"I don't have a stallion, I'm a city mare. Just relax and tell me about yourself."

"You're an adult?" Thomas said while turning slowly to regard her.

"I know I'm small but you don't have to twist the knife so deep." Nana joked.

"Oh no, I mean that, I'm, uh...." Thomas paused again while striding over to the large water trough set aside, he drank quickly to cover his growing fear.

Another set of hooves brought Nana attention behind her. She watched as a large cow strolled her way into the area. The cow didn't greet anyone but moved to a large table with various vegetables spread across it. She ate quietly. Nana decided to leave the shy stallion alone as she stepped to the side the cow to speak to her, the cow turned to Nana and smiled.

"Yer kinda tiny for a long face. My name is Cinnamon but you can call me Cin. I decided to take this program on account that I've been told just shitting where I damn well please is something humans don't like. Well fuck me if it wasn't what I was doing when they was pumpin babies in me and eatin' em. Ah, I won't bore you with the details but to avoid spending time in jail I have to come here and listen to some shitty human speak about their shitty culture." Cinnamon grumbled.

"You don't like humans?" Nana asked.

"I like humans well enough, I just don't like city dwellers. I wouldn't even have been in the city if it wasn't for the fact my vet decided to move out here. I ain't like some of those other cattle, I read and I know the fact we even have so many of us is because humans have been having us fuck like rabbits to eat us. Now they still trying to keep some of us dumb so there isn't a riot or somethin'." Cinnamon said while crunching half of an apple in her mouth.

"Wow... I uh..." Nana didn't know what to say but her attention was brought to the next one to enter.

"Well hello everyone, I can't believe that there are so many people here." A blue painted Saanen goat female stepped into the room.

"Okay, okay, I know someone in here watched the Bills game. By a show of hooves, please tell me that someone at least likes sports." The goat bleated excitedly.

Cinnamon spoke up, "Yer aren't fooling me small horns, you don't know a thing about football."

"Says you! I'm getting along with human society far better than a fatass who can't hold her shit in." The goat replied.

"Let's see you say that when I knock the little pellets outta you--"

Both animals winced as Robert whistled, "Ladies, ladies, we aren't here to fight. I wanted to introduce my assistant before we begin with the first part of my class. Nana, you have the floor."

Nana steeled herself before all of the eyes turned to her, "I'm Nana, I'm an uplift just like you, I live in the city and I've been working as a training horse for children until recently. I live in an apartment with a human."

The growing silence in the room was quickly broken by Robert, "Think of Nana as your animal contact, I know a few of you have raised concerns about a human running the class and even more were upset when my last assistance was a wolf. I think that Nana being neither a human or a wolf would make a great edition to our class."

"Man and I was just talking shit about the humans. Don't rat me out too early." Cinnamon gave a pleased snort.

"Doc, how did you find a midget horse? I didn't think they made em that small."

"N-nice to meet you, Nana." Thomas said kindly.

Robert smiled as he placed his seat against the far wall, "Why don't you introduce yourselves and tell Nana what you hope to get out of this group therapy."

"My name is Thomas, I really hope to get a bit of city learning. My boyfriend suggested it after I was hit by a motorcycle because... I didn't understand street signs." Thomas sheepishly lowered his head.

"My name is Cinnamon. I just hoping you tell me where I can properly take a shit and keep me from violating my parole." Cinnamon let out a dismissive snort.

"My name is Sally, like the overweight steak next to me. I'm on parole but mine is for uh.... public indecency." Sally said.

"Nu uh, don't lump my crime with yours. I got it for taking a dump in a park, you got it for screwing humans in parking garage. Very different." Cinnamon said.

"How was I supposed to know, I wanted the forty dollars, do you know much that buys here? I would have had enough apples till next week."

Nana looked at Robert hoping for some sort of direction but the man simply smiled, "Did you all do your homework from our last session?"

Sally bound up to the doctor, she nearly slipped on the tile as she smiled. "I wanna go first, I did something awesome."

"Go on."

"So I came to the city last week and I opened up a bank account. I have five whole dollars in it. The nice man even taught me about money." Sally said beaming proudly.

Cinnamon shifted uncomfortably, "I saw a movie. I know how to use money but I saw a some war movie, I fell asleep but I did something in the city."

Thomas kept his gaze off of everyone but spoke softly. "I got hired for a job, it's my first one but my boyfriend thought I would good at it. I start tomorrow."

Nana decided to speak up, " What kind of job did you get?"

"I am working as a dancer at a club, my boyfriend is a bartender there. I used to be show horse so I can canter a little bit. It's called the burning Saddles Saloon." Thomas smiled.

"Isn't that a gay bar?" Nana said.

"I um... I'm so used to collections that I um, I can't.... enjoy myself without that kind of stimulation." Thomas suddenly seemed to find the floor the most interesting thing in the world.

Nana suppressed a stomp of displeasure at the idea of such a muscular stallion being off the table, "I think we should continue with the lesson."

Robert nodded as he clapped his hands, "So for now, I'm going to explain how proper traffic safety and proper uses of money. When this is over I will allow Nana to answer some questions as a horse that lives in our lovely city. "

Robert went through the explanation and most of the animals seem to take in his instructions. Several of the animals seemed more relaxed as he started talking, Nana watched as the animals would raise their heads to ask questions. She noticed that Thomas seems to be asking questions that directly helped him navigate the city, Sally seem to be focused on learning about humans and their city, but she noticed that Cinnamon didn't ask a single question.

"Now that you know a little bit of economy and navigation, feel free to ask our city dwelling assistant a few questions." Robert finished before standing up, "I'll be in my office filling out your parole sheet, I'll be back in a few minutes so behave yourself."

The moment he shut the door behind him Cinnamon turned to Thomas, "You can go first."

Thomas nodded before looking away from Nana, "I wanted to ask-."

"Look me in the eye, it's a little weird but humans think of others who don't look them in the eyes as liars." Nana said.

Thomas slowly rose his head to take a look into the mare's eyes, "I wanted to ask, how do you get used to being so big around the tiny humans. I mean even being a small horse you just aren't built for everything. I have trouble trying to get into building that still have the old door knobs."

Nana nodded, "I have the same problem with doorknobs but I found if I can't get a human to help. I bite on the handle and turn, once you get the door open then you can use hoof to keep it from closing again. It's complicated but when you do it enough times you get used to it."

"That's all I got, I don't really know what else to ask." Thomas admitted.

"I got a question." Cinnamon perked up.

"Shoot." Nana said.

"So are you familiar with JTRHNBR?"

"Sounds like a sneeze." Nana answered honestly.

Thomas snorted, "Don't you think that's a little rude to bring up?"

Sally snorted, "Well I'm a little short for it but I think that's part of my appeal to the humans."

"Is this some sort of sex position…?" Nana said.

"JTRHNBR means, 'Just the right height, no bucket required.' It's a human term for animals that they don't need to stand on a bucket to bang. Even the farm hand where I live has to get a box before he gets started."

"Surprised they don't need a crane. Most humans just have to squat to get between my legs."

"Are we really talking about this?" Thomas interjected

"Why not? We have a city girl here. She can give us all the fun details of the human's in the city. All of us know of the farm life, I think we could tell her a little bit about what we know." Cinnamon chuckled, "How about it, long face, let's gossip a bit?"

Nana sighed and thought of the pay she was a receive when she put in her time, "Okay, let's gossip. But don't get me fired, alright?"

"This is a therapy session so they can't use anything against you unless you tell us to go into a slaughter house or something like that." Cinnamon said.

"Fat as you are? You can feed a family of ten." Sally chuckled.

"At least I don't wait around colleges for frat parties so human's might take me to a hazing." Cinnamon said while pressed her head against the smaller goats head.

"Break it up. I don't want you both to go back to jail." Thomas said before turning to meet Nana's gaze.

"These two live at the same farm, it's a few miles down from where me and my boyfriend live. They grumble and fight all the time but they are friends." Thomas explained while moving over to the table.

"Are you all in love with humans?" Nana asked.

"I wouldn't say in love, I've been with my fair share. I still work as a dairy cow, since we get a lot of strapping farmhands at the dairy we just let them do what they like during the breaks." Cinnamon said with a wistful expression on her face.

"It's a little different for me. While they guys just rampage over the fat cows, we goats don't get the same attention. I think they worry about messing with our milk so the farmhands won't touch us." Sally's word were laced with venom while glaring at her bovine companion.

"It's different for me, I didn't come into my knowledge but I was a gift to my boyfriend before the uplift started to become more commonplace. We pretty much lived together, played together and I was the first stallion he read. I remember years of being close to him made my uplifting pretty convenient, we might get married some day." Thomas said trying to maintain his gaze with Nana.

"Well I've never had a human. I've had a stallion before but it was over so fast I couldn't really say if I enjoyed it or not." It's was Nana's turn to feel a bit awkward.

"Oh ho ho. Do you know why so many of us uplifts play outside of our species?" Sally said while giving Nana a playful headbutt to her side.

"Because you get apples?"

"No, but that does help! Stamina!" Sally giggled and started to skip around Nana.

"The little blue nutjob isn't wrong. A bull gets on my back and humps for a few seconds then he is done." Cinnamon said as she slowly stepped around Nana until she was staring at the equine's rump.

"Thomas, I need your expert opinion. Is this nice for a horse?"

Thomas let out a yawn, he nervously stepped behind Nana. Nana looked over her shoulder at the gathering animals, Thomas could feel the discomfort radiating from her. "I don't think it's polite to the city folk to just have a bunch of folk staring at their back side."

"She didn't say we couldn't." Sally said, "Plus it's not like she can exactly see back here."

"It's fine, we might as well get to know one another..." Nana whinnied.

"Long as you don't care. My boyfriend would probably lose his mind seeing this, I prefer the feeling of human touch but I wouldn't mind finding a mare built like yourself. A stallion my size would probably break your back." Thomas answered.

"Thanks, I guess?" Nana turned around to face the group, "I think this is enough for today but please prepare some questions for me tomorrow. I'd rather be ready before my next sexual assault session. It's been a pleasure. I hope to see you all next week."

Nana spent the rest of the day following Robert and learning about her job as his assistant. It was late in the day so she didn't get to meet many of the other doctors. She found that most of the staff treated her fairly but kept referring to her as equine-American rather than a horse. She would have to try to remember their terminology.

Overall she stepped from the Saint Francis Mental Health Center with an upbeat canter as she slowly made her way back to the apartment. New York was pleasant to walk through this time of year long as a savvy equine avoid the breaks in the concrete.

Nana finally made it home. She was thankful that the key card around her neck just unlocked the door as she approached, she stepped inside to find that the small apartment. The smell of beef soured her nose a bit as she searched around for her roommate. She found him sitting on the couch with a chocolate bar, the human was dressed only in his underwear and looking a little sour.

"Do I even want to ask?" Nana said noticing that he was watching a rerun of some old show.

"I got stood up and I waited for an hour. I'm done with online dating..." Brian grumbled before taking a bite out of the chocolate.

"So you decided to drown yourself in food while eating chocolate. Should you get a bowl of ice cream to finish the cliche?" Nana teased before dragging over her own bean bag to lay near him.

"Did your first day of work go well?" Brian said before reaching over his bag of comfort foods, he unwrapped a granola bar before lazily tossing it in front of Nana.

"I got sexually harassed by my patients, I watched a human wrestle a panda into submission, and now I'm self-conscious about how my pussy looks. Still better than having a kid piss on my back." Nana sighed while chewing on the honey oat flavored bar.

"I'm sure your meat slot looks like all the other horse meat slots." Brian snorted, "At least someone cared to look."

"Can we not call it a meat slot? Bad enough I have to smell cow meat all over the apartment but you don't have to be snappy." Nana reprimanded.

"Sorry, just been kinda outta sorts lately. Out of all the girls I've been trying to date, I'm not just competing with humans anymore. Remember that blonde who came over a month ago? I found out she is now dating a warthog." Brian whined while turning the channel to a documentary about soap.

Nana grit her teeth to suppress a chuckle, "Why don't you try it? Maybe get a bitch or a sow, I've heard they are good partners and seem to be really popular."

"I'm a bit afraid of dogs and a pig doesn't appeal to me. I mean I don't think I'm a bad looking guy. A little chubby, a little balding, but I don't think I'm losing out to a warthog ugly." Brian answered while stretching across the couch.

"Well if it makes you feel any better, all of my patients seems to be overly interested in human men so... I guess the problem is on both sides." Nana commented.

"What about you, I never see you trying to get a human or a horse." Brian said while getting up to pour himself a drink.

Nana stood up from her beanbag to stool over to Brian, a small part of her wished that she was taller rather than coming up to the human's chest. She watched him get some water before moving to the faucet to the other basin so that she could drink. She finished her water before turning to Brian, her eyes locking with his in a defiant stare.

"Can I ask you to look?" Nana said, "I just wanna know if it's weird or not."

"Do I have to?" Brian squatted down as Nana turned around.

She turned around while looking over her shoulder, she watched as he squatted to look at her butt. He placed a hand to stable himself, as he pulled her tail to the side. He stood there staring for a moment before chuckling to himself.

"Does it look weird?" Nana said her tail swishing in nervousness.

"It's dark brown, you have an asshole the size of my fist. I'm so glad that the bathroom is made for cattle and horses. I don't see any goblins, witches or ninjas. A little fur on there but nothing I wouldn't expect to see on any other horse." Brian chuckled while patting off a bit of white fur from her butt.

"Would you be interested if I was just a mare you met on the street?" Nana asked.

"I don't really know, I really like you as a roommate. I don't have to worry about you eating me in my sleep, you keep clean and I don't wanna make it weird by doing anything... well, weird." Brian answered before standing up and placing a hand on Nana's mane.

"We are friends, you hay-eating fart box. You are normal other than being tiny for a horse, I wouldn't sweat it. You shouldn't really sweat it." Brian smiled.

"So juuuust hypothetically speaking, if nothing changed other than we had sex from time to time, would you still be opposed to it? I mean you're balding, fat and pretty grumpy. I mean there isn't much going on with your date right?" Nana said, she leaned her head against Brian's leg as he scratched her.

"Are you going to throw a fit if I don't?" Brian asked.

"Yep. I'm going to stomp my hooves at night, I'm going to crop dust you when I pass by, and I'm gonna tell all the cows you are a meat eater." Nana teased while cantering playfully over the carpeted floor.

"I don't know. I mean, I really, really, really don't want to make it weird." Brian said while moving over to wash out his glass.

"I really, really, really won't make it weird." Nana turned and flicked her tail against Brian.

"There would have to be rules. First, If I agree to this I want us to stay the same, the laughing and the joking. Second, if either one of us gets a lover this stops and we go back to being just roommates. Third, if you are uncomfortable with anything just tell me. If you can agree to this, I'll at least give it a shot." Brian's brow was knitted as he tried to organize his thoughts on anything that he may have missed.

"I agree to all of that and would like to add another, if you think anything is weird about my body then you'll tell me. I mean I know a bit of what humans like but I'm not so sure."

"I agree you overly paranoid slab of glue." Brian snorted.

"Your fat ass couldn't even catch me to make me into glue."

"Yeah but you are so clumsy you would probably run into a tree trying to get away."

"Probably but.... Well...." Nana stuck out her tongue.

Brian thumped her on the nose playfully, "I'm gonna take a shower."

"Wait, we aren't gonna have sex?" Nana tilted her head in confusion.

"Unlike all the uplifts humans like to be clean. You should probably take one too." Brian snickered.

"You do know I take showers too, right?" Nana snorted before walking into the shower, she lightly kicked the door closed behind her.

The shower took up most of the bathroom to accommodate a horse much larger than she was. The buttons on the floor controlled the shower temperature, she pressed the center button which pumped a little soap into the shower head. Nana felt the lukewarm water cascading down her mane, she struggled to avoid cantering as she turned around to allow the water to hit her rump and tail. When she was finished she stepped out of the shower and into a face full of towel.

"Nuh-uh, you are not dripping water over the carpet. That's how we get mildew or something." Brian ran the towel over her body, patting her down with the towel.

"I don't know why you don't just buy one of those drying fans?!" Nana fidgeted as she was pushed back in the bathroom.

"Don't make me buy a riding crop instead!" Brian grumbled, "You have a job, you buy it."

"Help I'm being discriminated against by a human. I'm calling the cops."

"With what fingers?" Brian said while chuckling and leaving the towel on Nana's face.

Nana shook her head trying to get the towel off but the water kept the towel pressed on her face, "Um... I can't get this off."

"Oh noes. Welp, I'm gonna take a shower."

Nana listened to Brian turn on the water and shower himself as she managed to shake her head enough to remove the washcloth, "You suck."

"Maybe but at least we are both clean, so how you wanna do this, hay-breath?"

"Well I haven't done this is a long time so how ever you want to do it?" Nana's ears swiveled around in nervousness as he dried himself off.

"Anal?" Brian asked before giving a pat to Nana's rump, a small part of him wished that equine butts jiggled a little more.

"I've never done it but I've heard with humans it doesn't hurt at all."

"Ouch my pride, do animals always talk about sex and humans?"

"I don't but I mean most animals are happy that all of you just stopped cutting us up on a whim. Except cows. Most cows really don't care for you, but I did meet a nice one today."

The pair stepped out of the bathroom, Brian sat on the couch and spread his legs, "You wanna try oral then? I don't know how experienced you are."

Nana didn't want to dignify that with an honest answer as she looked at the human penis in front of her, it reminded her of a small version of a naked mole rat from the documentaries. She placed her muzzle around his shaft, Nana was surprised when the shaft only had the salty taste of skin. Her tongue awkwardly slapped against his shaft as she looked up at him hoping for a little guidance, she wasn't sure if she was just making a fool of herself or doing a good job.

"Suck on it..." Brian said while rubbing his hand through her mane.

"I can't." Nana said pulling her muzzle from his crotch.

"Why not."

"I don't breath through my mouth, in the nose and out the nose. Mouth is a food only hole." Nana tilted her head, "You didn't know that?"

Brian sighed, "Fiiiine. Turn around at least, I'll see what I can do with a vagina big enough to take a human arm."

"I swear to god, if you try fisting me..." Nana warned before turning around.

"Yeah, yeah. Shut up, I'm trying to be progressive and stuff." Brian said before placing his head behind Nana's rump.

Nana kept her gaze on the television, a small part of her felt too nervous to look over her shoulder and see what her roommate was doing back there. She felt his tongue against her labia, it was a warm and foreign sensation. She spread her rear legs a little wider as he pressed his head against her body. The warmth of his tongue was something that stirred her body. She found herself snorting in pleasure as her ears flicked in response. A sudden jolt shot through her body as she whipped her head around, she didn't see him move any differently but she felt that jolt again.

"What is that? You're doing something weird but it feels really good." Nana asked.

Brian gave her a smug smiled before raising a hand, he wiggled his fingers before moving his hand behind her. Nana clenched her teeth as a wave of pleasure washed over her, she shuddered in pleasure. Brian didn't let up, his fingers danced around her entrance without ever going any deeper than a few inches but she couldn't help but feel at his mercy. Brian suppressed a snicker as Nana just lowered her head and focused, snorting loudly. Brian felt a little proud being able to drive the animal so wild with just a little rub on her clit.

"Damn it...." Nana said as her folds clenched, her body shuddered and a thin line of fluid rolled down her rear legs.

"A bit of a hair trigger." Brian laughed before wiping Nana's fluid over his own cock.

"Apparently. Just be gentle if you are going up my butt." Nana said turning her head to glance at his shaft. It throbbed in anticipation but compared to a male horse he was lacking in length and girth.

Brian nodded and stood up, his hips lined up with Nana's asshole almost like a lock and the key made for it. Brian rubbed his cock along the tight donut of muscle. Once the ring of black flesh was glistening with Nana's own fluids Brian placed his cock against her rump before applying pressure. Brian sank into the Nana with only slightly resistance, her ring of muscle gripped his cock pleasantly but widened out after a few inches. Brian pulled back slowly as Nana looked over her shoulder, her ears swiveled back and forth in silent contemplation.

"Brian... while you are back there could you keep fingering me?" Nana said, the feeling in her asshole was strange but the slight burn was pleasant to her but didn't feel very... sexual.

"Anal not doing it for you?" Brian asked while rocking his hips inside of her.

"Not really but it doesn't hurt much, it's like a vet visit when they--"

"Gimme a second I got an idea." Brian said before rushing to the bathroom.

Nana stood still as the male washed himself off before strolling past her into his bedroom. He came back with a bottle of lube and a large silver thing that reminded her of an egg. Nana felt the cold touch of lubricated stainless steel being slid into her asshole, she turned around looking at him curiously. "Is that a dildo?"

"Nope." Brian said before pressing the rubber button on the bottom of the vibrator, Nana's head immediately swiveled to to regard him. "It's a vibrator."

Nana clenched her asshole down on the device, the vibrations felt even weirder than human cock but it was far more pleasant than the pumping. Nana felt his cock rubbing against her folds as she sighed, "Are you being extra gentle or somethin?"

"I'm not usually in the business of fucking animals so yeah, I don't know what would hurt or what wouldn't." Brian grumbled.

"Fuck me like you would a human, I'm trying to get off here. Not-Girlfriend, remember?" Nana grumbled.

Brian rolled his eyes, his speed increased as he slammed his hips into the waiting mare. She was tighter than he expected as her labia gripped him just as comfortably as any human girl, she snorted loudly in response to his pumping. Brian used his fingers to stimulate her clit, the mare's body convulsed in response, Brian used every bit of his hands to manipulate her body as his other hand scratched long her back roughly. Nana let out a low sigh as the stimulation overwhelmed her, she could feel her knees getting weak as orgasm after orgasm hit her.

A low moan reached Nana's ears as she felt the human's cock twitch inside of her folds, his hands worked madly to bring her to one last orgasm. Nana's nostrils flared as a she sighed, her orgasm was a silent affair but the rush pleasure washed over her like a wave. She clenched her muscles hard enough to squirt fluids over Brian's chest and belly, Nana was impressed by Brian's skill in the bedroom.

"Are you good or should I keep going?" Brian said while sitting on the couch, his hands hovering near her rump.

"If we keep going I'm going to die of dehydration, But..." Nana let the words trail off, they felt stupid in her head.

"But what?" Brian asked while pulling in the vibrator out of her butt.

"Well, spring is coming up soon and you know how last spring was. So I was wondering if you wouldn't mind taking care of me like this during my next heat." Nana asked.

"Sure, it's a lot better that hearing your butt making wet smacking noises all through the house." Brian shrugged, "Had fun?"

"I really didn't expect you to this good but I'm satisfied, I'm not going to be kissing your ass because you can get me off." Nana turn to see the absolute horror show of her beanbag covered in her own fluids.

"My pillow..." Nana whined.

"Have fun going to the cleaners." Brian said before Nana promptly turn around and rubbed her butt on the couch smearing one of the pillows.

"Well I'm going to bed, I'll see you tomorrow." Nana said quickly.

"Just gonna leave me with a jizz covered pillow and a nasty bag?"

"I got work tomorrow, you can take care of that." Nana said.

"I'm buying a riding crop tomorrow." Brian yelled out before Nana shut the door to her room.

"Fuck you." Nana snorted through the closed door.

"You just did and the evidence is all over my pillows!!" Brian grumbled tossing the pillow into the laundry basket.

"Same time tomorrow?" Nana asked through the door.

"In the bathroom, I can't have you just staining the floors. I wanna get this deposit back when we move." Brian said before stretching across the couch.

Nana smiled to herself while laying on her bed, she looked forward to tomorrow as she closed her eyes.