Eeveecest Diaries: Day 2
Two siblings must deal with their Eevees new relationship.
Day 2
My alarm woke me up at 7 AM the next morning. I snoozed it and rolled over. I noticed that Cain had already left, maybe to go and rape his little sister, who the fuck knows. I didn't want to get up, and I certainly didn't want to go to school. I didn't think I could deal with human interaction after that night.
Right on cue, there was a knock on my door. It was just my mom, checking to make sure I was awake for school. My parents aren't strict, exactly, they're just very straight-laced. They both worked a whole lot too so I really didn't get to spend much time with them. I grunted something possibly coherent to my mother and she laughed before telling me she was leaving for work.
I had sat up, put on my glasses and was seriously considering going on with my life before there was a second knock at the door. Elisa asked if she could come in.
"Ok," I said. What it really meant was "I can't fucking deal with this right now" but I don't think she got the subtext as she let herself in. She sat at the edge of my bed and we were both content to sit in silence for a moment. It wasn't an awkward silence, just silence. She spoke first.
"We need to talk about it," she said. "I know you're bad at dealing with stuff like this, Elwin, it's ok."
I huffed but already felt a little better. "I don't know what to say," I said, honestly.
"I'll start then. Just listen, ok? Fae never came back to my room last night, she was mortified that we had caught her. I fished her out of the cupboard under the stairs this morning, you know, where she used to hide when she was a pup. She was shivering in fear."
"Is she ok?" I asked. I felt guilty. This was my fault for catching them.
"I think she's fine now. I cuddled her and told her it was alright, that she had done nothing wrong."
I stared at my sister for a moment. "She... she was mating with her— "
"Well yes, I know. Bro, we can't impress our human sense of morality onto our Pokémon. It's not normal behaviour, but I don't think it's that big of a deal for them. I spoke to her about it."
"You spoke to her?"
"Elwin we both know that Pokémon are smart-ass creatures. I just asked her questions, and she shook or nodded her head in response."
Holy shit my sister was incredible. How the hell could she talk to anyone so openly? She calmly conversed with her Pokémon about sex with a sibling? Cain and I had a pretty positive relationship, but I realized that Elisa and Fae must be really close. My sister clearly cared about her Pokémon a lot.
I gulped, my mouth suddenly dry. I had to ask this question, so I did. "Cain wasn't hurting her was he? Was it consensual?"
My sister didn't laugh, she didn't grimace, she just nodded. "It was. It may have looked rough, but that's how they like it. It's what they're used to."
"What they're used to?"
"That was not the first time they've mated. They have done it for years behind our back, right up until I took Fae to university with me. Fae was terrified we'd kick them out or split them up."
"Well, mom and dad might," I muttered.
"So we won't tell them." Even without the definitive edge to my sister's voice, I wouldn't have argued. I have no clue how we would even broach the subject.
"Hey mom, by the way, our Pokémon have a secret incestuous relationship! Thanks for dinner by the way!" Nope nope nope nope nope nope, I never want to have that conversation.
I had a lot to think about and silence fell again. Maybe this wasn't too bad, it's better than if they were fighting, right? They're not hurting anyone, and there are no real consequences... my eyes widened.
"What the hell do we do if she gets pregnant?" I said, probably too loudly. My sister had an answer prepared.
"Fae cannot have children, remember? Mom told us years ago, that's one of the reasons they got the pair cheap from the breeders."
"Oh... oh yeah." Part of me wanted to come up with a rational argument about why it was still wrong. If I accepted that Cain and Fae did nothing wrong, surely that would mean anyone could commit incest if there was no risk of inbreeding. For the life of me, I could not think of a single valid argument. Instead, I do what I do when I have a problem, I asked Elisa. "What do you think about all this?"
She thought for a moment and then responded. The same level tone she had used the entire conversation. Not condescending, just calm. "I think it's fine. It's weird, but it's not disgusting. If they want to do it, we should let them do it. I don't think we could stop them even if we wanted to without breaking their hearts."
"If mom and dad ever find out they'll— "
"So we tell the Eevees that, and we make sure they don't go get themselves caught. We make sure they don't do anything dumb."
"You want us to be complicit in incest?"
"I guess so. Are you in, Elwin?"
I was quiet for a long moment. My sister wanted me to help our Pokémon continue their taboo relationship. After what we both saw last night, she wanted that. I felt ashamed of what had happened, but it didn't seem to phase her that much. I wish I could be as confident as her... and maybe just for a moment, I was. "Ok," I said. "We've both got locks on our bedroom doors, right? We let the Eevees sleep together, alternate what room they're in each night. We let them tire themselves out."
I had caught my sister off-guard and she laughed. She gave me a quick hug. "Thank you, El. That's a great idea. I'm sure this is the right thing to do. I'll take the first shift, ok?"
So, it was only the second day, and already we were conspiring like International Police plotting to cover-up some crisis. I knew this was something that mom and dad could never know about. We chatted a bit more before I finally got ready for school. I did a surprisingly good job at keeping my mind off of it all while at school.
At lunchtime, my sister texted to ask if I was holding up alright. It was nice to know Elisa cared about me. Honestly, I could not have asked for a better partner in crime. My friends saw me smiling at my phone and they teased me, asking me if I had a girlfriend. I shook my head and just said I was laughing at a funny Wooloo meme.
During Pokémon battle training, Carna asked me if I'd like to partner with her for duelling. Carna was a lot like me; shy, slightly awkward with some pretty nerdy interests. I had fun that lesson, but she totally destroyed me in battle. She managed to cooperate with the school-rented Porygon excellently straight off the bat, and my loaned Drampa hardly stood a chance. After class, I told her that she was a Pokémon Champion in the making, and she actually blushed. I didn't mean to flirt, but I guess I did, and on any other day, maybe I would've finally asked her out on a date. But... then I thought about my sister. The moment passed.
I was actually happy when I got home from school. It had been a really good day. I hadn't forgotten about what had happened, but it suddenly didn't seem like that big of a deal. Cain greeted me at the door, and I petted and stroked him. My sister sat on the sofa reading a book with Fae on her lap. They both looked pretty happy.
We chatted, I told her about my day at school and what had happened after Pokémon battle class— not the part about how I had thought about her though. She was supportive of my possibly-misguided romantic endeavours, as always. She said something about being happy that I was finally coming out of my shell.
Then, she told me about her day. She'd been home alone with the Eevees for several hours and told them what we had decided that morning. Predictably, Cain was ecstatic at the prospect, and Fae was relieved we weren't going to get in their way.
As I listened, Elisa dropped her voice and continued. "And, well, Cain was so happy, so excited, he took his sister again right there on the carpet." My sister quite unnecessarily pointed to a spot a few feet away from where we were sitting. "Shameless little buggers they are when they get going. I guess they're teenagers, like us, so we probably shouldn't be surprised they're horny as hell."
I immediately felt uncomfortable that Elisa had directly compared us to the two of them, even if only in age. Wait, had she also referred to herself as "horny as hell"? Shit, I didn't even realized that at the time.
I looked from one Eevee to the other, and found myself thinking "it must be nice".
At least, I thought I had thought that. Only when I saw my sister's face did I realize I had spoken aloud. I blushed and tried to sink into the couch cushions. Then my sister just suddenly laughed. "It's alright El! You don't need to feel awkward around me. I already know that you're a horny male just like Cain. And don't worry little bro, if you keep it up, Carna will be your girlfriend in no time. She's so obviously into you."
She ruffled my hair, and then strolled out of the room, Fae closely following. I was slightly awestruck and found myself wondering how anyone could possibly be so perfect. Cain jumped onto my lap and curled up with what I interpreted as a knowing purr.
That night both Eevees slept in Elisa's room. I heard the lock click shut shortly after she wished me a good night. Then, moments later, the squeaking began. "She was letting them do it on her bed," I thought. She's going to spoil the lucky buggers rotten. I was exhausted, and the squeaking had not seized by the time I drifted off to sleep. No surprise what I dreamt of that night.