Eeveecest Diaries: Day 9
Elwin's day quickly takes a downward turn.
Day 9
Woooo! Here we again. Fuck, today was... eventful. It did not end well. After this I was pretty close to abandoning this diary forever but nope I'm back at it. It's 10 PM and I feel like death, but at least I'm still alive. Today I had a fight with gravity.
I woke up in a slight panic as what we did yesterday finally sunk in. I arrived home from school, had a mock date with my sister, got a little drunk and then she invited me into her room and we fucked. So, yes. That happened.
Interesting.
It was quite early. I remember sitting up in bed, my head swimming. We drank wine, but surely not enough to give me a hangover. Nah— pretty sure I was just confused. I could hardly skip school so close to my exams. Eventually, I rolled my way out of bed, hardly noticing that Cain was nowhere to be seen. I heard mom in her bedroom, apparently she had still not left for work today.
I was oddly terrified to speak to my sister. How would she act? How should I act?
She was sitting alone at the table eating breakfast. When she saw me, she silently pointed towards a bowl of porridge sitting on the kitchen counter.
"Thanks," I said. I picked the bowl up and approached the table. I looked at each of the three unoccupied chairs in turn. Shit. Where do I sit? I could sit right next to Elisa, but would that seem too familiar, suspicious even? Elwin and his sister got along well enough, but why would he sit there and risk butting elbows? No— not adjacent. That would be impractical, there's no way mom would miss a sign like that! I took a step towards the chair opposite Elisa but then froze again. Sitting there seemed like a great solution at first, but it had its own problems. How could I avoid staring at my cute crush after what had done last night? If mom caught me staring into her eyes... or well, at her boobs, that would completely give the game away! Opposite Elisa is simply out of the question, what kind of fool would make that kind of risk? So I should sit diagonally from her like we're Checkers pieces. I'd have plenty of space to focus on my porridge. But— would it seem oddly distant? Oh no! What if mom thought we had fought or fallen out or something? She might start asking awkward questions. Why would Elwin intentional avoid sitting next to his sister during breakfast, that wouldn't make any sen—
"You're freaking out, aren't you?" Elisa asked.
I nodded. My hands holding my breakfast bowl were shaking.
Elisa smiled. "Just sit down, shut up, and eat breakfast. You're overthinking things."
I silently obeyed. I don't even recall which seat I ended up sitting in. Needless to say, it didn't give the entire game away. Mom came downstairs shortly after. She was talking on the phone.
"Yes yes. Well, you can tell David that if I don't have the quote on my desk by end of day tomorrow then I'll expect to find his resignation there instead." Mom gave us a quick smile, winked, pulled on her boots, and then left, still snapping orders on her phone.
"Mom's cool," Elisa said.
"Yeah."
"I wish she wasn't so busy all the time, though. We've hardly had the chance to speak since I've been back."
"Yep. And dad. I live here and it feels like I hardly see them, too."
We both talked about that for a while. It was stunted, even on her end. I worried that we'd went and corrupted our relationship forever and we'd never be able to act naturally in the same room ever again.
She took a deep breath, releasing her spoon so it clambered in her now-empty breakfast bowl. "Do you want to talk about last night?"
"No not really, but we probably should," I said.
"Do you regret doing that?"
"I don't think I regret doing anything any less in my life." That was true— how the hell could I regret it? It was literally a fantasy come true. Why did I feel so awkward about it?
"Good, me neither. It was just a fundamental changing point in our dynamic. We've always had this kinda flirty relationship but since last week we've been more honest about our feelings, and that naturally lead to last night. It was fantastic."
"Yes..."
"But now we're both wondering what that means for us from here."
"Yes."
"And that is for us to decide."
"Ok."
"Are you following?"
I looked off to one side. "Maybe?"
She sighed. "Do you need more time before we have this talk?"
"Mayyyybe?" I replied.
"Yes. Yes, you do. That's fine, Elwin. We're in new waters, take your time to work everything through that brain of yours. Have you been doing anything to help you deal with this?"
I bit my lip. "Well, I wrote it all down..."
"You wrote it all down!"
"Don't worry it's secure! Very secure! It's a password-protected file, encrypted, located in a hidden folder on a USB which is secured in a locked— "
"Ok so no one will ever find it? No one will ever read it?"
"Not a soul."
Elisa took a breath. "Alright, Elwin. You write it all down. And let's pray nobody ever sees that document. Don't do anything stupid and ruin everything for us, ok?"
"Yes. Ok. I will not. Do that. Something stupid, that is."
"Sooo is it... descriptive?" she asked.
I raised an eyebrow.
"...pornographic."
"Well yes, it describes the sex," I crossed my arms in front of me. "Do you want to read it?"
She smiled. "Of course! Reading porn about myself? Call me narcissistic or whatever but that sounds like a great time."
I then told her how to access this document. I'm not sure how I feel about even Elisa reading what I wrote here, but eh, what harm could it do? She knows basically everything anyway. Hi possible future Elisa \o/ Love you.
I love you too.
I was ready to leave for school when one last thing popped into my head. "Hey, where are the Eevees?"
"Oh, they're not in your room?" she asked.
We went on a hunt for the Eevees, but they were nowhere to be found. I left for school feeling pretty apprehensive.
Today was very warm. Despite it being summer, the last couple of weeks have not felt very summery. Now the sun was out, the sky was blue, and I could not help feeling happy despite everything.
School was boring. Everyone was too hot and bothered by the unexpected sunshine to concentrate, even the teachers. George and I spent most of the time talking. He didn't mention his suspicions concerning me, which I was grateful for.
While I was walking home I stopped dead in my tracks. "Shit," I muttered. I'd invited Carna around to my house, I had completely forgotten. I hoped that Elisa had found Cain and Fae.
Then I saw my sister standing in the front garden looking up at the house. She shaded her eyes with one hand and was facing away from me.
"Hey! What are you doing? Did you find the Eevees?" I asked.
She turned and smiled at me. "Holy shit it's been exhausting. I found the Eevees, and then I lost them again. And then I found them again. And then I— it was like the buggers kept appearing and disappearing! Just twenty minutes ago they snuck off somewhere. But then," Elisa turned around and pointed to the roof of the house, "I found them again."
Elisa was pointing between the house's two peaks, at the flat part of the roof. There I saw the tiniest white tip of an Eevee's tail just above the gutter.
"Oh my," I said. "They're on the roof! Why are they on the roof?"
"Our Pokémon have been fucking behind our back for years. I figured they had scoped out all the sneakiest spots to do it, but this one is... really clever to be honest."
I visualize the route they must've taken. Out a bedroom window, onto the ledge, from there they could scurry up the guttering or the tree and up onto the roof. They'd be almost completely hidden from view. Sneaky little fuckers.
"Carna is coming over! We need to get them down."
"I tried calling them, they're... distracted."
"We'll have to go up there then," I said, gritting my teeth.
"What do you mean 'we'. I've been putting up with their shit all day, and you're the boy!" Elisa smiled and walked over to the garage. "I'll get you dad's ladder."
My sister very helpfully held the ladder while I ascended it. I'm not afraid of heights, but eh, I guess I'm afraid of falling. I steeled myself and conquered my fears for long enough to get to the top of the ladder. It wasn't a good time for the dizzy feeling to come back.
I saw them right at the foot of the chimney shaft. The pair were exhausted, dripping in sweat and other fluids. It looked like they had just finished a round; Cain had flopped onto his sister's back with his dick still in her. They panted in union and mostly ignored my intrusion.
"For fuck's sake you two," I growled. "You guys need to come down, Carna is going to be here any minute and— "
"Hey Elwin!" a friendly female voice yelled. "Oh, you must be his sister."
I heard Elisa introduced herself but could not quite hear what she was saying. The Eevees were knotted together and seemed content just to stay here forever. I can't be having that.
Elisa raised her voice so I could hear. "Yeah, our Pokémon thought it would be fun to go hide up on the roof. My dumb brother's just getting 'em down." She said something else after that in a low voice. I don't know what she said, but it made Carna laugh.
"I'll be down in a minute!" I called. I grabbed Cain's fluffy rear with both hands. Fae instinctively clutched to the base of the chimney, and I pulled. The two were stuck tight, but I had to be quick, Carna was waiting and she couldn't see this! She was too innocent for these pervs. I pulled hard, agitated both by the Eevees and by the polite chatter below. I felt dizzy and anxious and tired and ughhh. I think any other day this would've ended much better.
Suddenly, with a slicken "pop", the two detached. And, as per the laws of physics, all that force I was putting into pulling them apart suddenly had an equal and opposite reaction.
I heard A yelp below as the ladder quickly slipped through Elisa's hands. I heard a surprised gasp from Cain who I still held in both hands above my head. I heard a groan from the rusty old ladder as it rattled backwards, and then I heard Carna's scream.
I did not make a sound— that was until the THUD as I hit the ground. My face in the dirt, my ears ringing, my head spinning, all I could feel was the blood trickling down my face. And then, as the two girls and a Grovyle rushed towards me, my vision faded into darkness. I blacked out.
WOW. WHAT A CLIFFHANGER. DID I DIE? THIS WOULD'VE BEEN A PRETTY STUPID WAY TO DIE.
When I regained consciousness, I was lying across the couch. I'd been stripped to my underwear and every inch of my body was in horrible pain. I'd basically bruised my entirety, and there was a cut in my side which had been stitched back together.
So yep. WHAT A FUN DAY. I had not expected that the booty I'd be breaking today would be my own.
"How do you feel?" Dad asked. He was sitting in the armchair next to me.
"Ouch," I replied.
"Yep, you fell two storeys. Betcha glad your sister is training to be a doctor, huh? Pokémon doctor sure but she fixed you up good."
"Where is she?" I asked.
"It's nice to see you two care for each other. She's outside with Cain battling Carna and Radler. You'd probably be feeling much worse right now if it wasn't for that Grovyle's absorb."
"Cain is ok?"
"Hardly a scratch. He's a Pokémon, they're much hardier than silly boys like you. You know Pokémon have Pokéballs, right?"
"Oh. Yeah. I was just trying to— "
Dad smiled and interrupted. "It's ok! Elisa explained to your mother and I what happened. We're not mad or anything."
I sat up. I could barely think.
"You want to go to bed?"
I nodded once. Dad carried me up the stairs and tucked me in. it was embarrassing.
"Be more careful, Elwin." I hugged him the best I could in my current state. "Obviously don't worry about school tomorrow or Thursday and Friday. We'll see how you're feeling Sunday. Mom and I have to work, but you'll have your sister doting on you. I told her to do whatever ya need her to."
"Ok, thanks dad."
He turned off the light and went to close the door, but then he asked me something almost in a whisper.
"That Carna... is she your girlfri— "
"No, dad." I rolled over. "Not yet."