Chapter 13
Sticky Situation
"I had to hide and run like a cockroach for a while and all
ya can say to me is 'hello'?!" I ask incredulously with a flicking tail.
I was sitting at a table across from James and Lance who
smirked at me...
1899, Action, Adolescent, Adventure, Alternate Society, Backfired, Bible, Boy teen, City, Comedy, Coyote, Fantasy, Five Points, Fox, Glued, Historical, Human, Humor, Manhattan, Mild Drama, New York City, No-Yiff, OC, Plot Development, Prank, Short Story, SoFurry, Speciesism, Story Series, Violence (not In Yiff), Wolf, adorable, black wolf, character, father, kit, plot, practical joke, story, street, suspense, teen, twelve, urchin
When suddenly his buddies bolted... the addled jock was to stunned to move as coach joke stomped around the corner! his fleeing buddies had obviously seen the big goat coming.
Anal, Athlete, Drugs, M/M, Mild NC, Spooge, Stallion
Makeup tore off in strips as he clouted joke rat with his strong wings, a hefty smack sounding out against the stone column.
"show's over, joke rat."
Bat, Canine, Comedy, Human, Parody, Rabbit, Raptor, Rat, Superheroes, Video Games
"but, seriously, i don't want you hearing most of those jokes. this one... i think you'll like it."
"i like all your jokes," lashonda said. "and, someday, you're going to have your own tv show. then you won't be able to hide your cat jokes from me."
Cat, Comedian, Dog, Romance, Story, engagement, pug
The elk choked as he felt coach joke's long hot stud stick throbbing between his thighs.
"that's right..." coach joke snickered knowing from long experience he had the straight boi right where he wanted him.
Athlete, Deer, Goat, M/F, M/M, Mild NC, Pegging
"uh, twi, ah wasn't really crackin' a joke thar." applejack replied as she shifted on her sleeping bag.
"joke or not, twilight laughed so she's gotta take a drink!"
Equine, Lesbian, M/F, M/F/F, Pegasus, Unicorn
Say it already," i joked, anticipating the worst joke to come from his mouth.
he leaned into his microphone. and began to use his courage to stitch together the sentence that changed his life.
"i've been thinking about it long and hard.
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Nick sighed as he heard the joke. "you're never going to let up on these, are you? at least try to be original."
"original on dad jokes?
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The rottie accepted his apologies, too good-tempered for letting a badly timed joke ruin his evening, and still relieved that the painted wolf were just joking.
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