Kender Estate: Chapter 1
You will find that this is a very standard, cliché story... with some exceptions. i'm writing it to explore a few very unusual kinks i've always had on my mind. which kinks? well... you'll find out in chapter 3.
Mirror
I know how cliché that may sound, but it is true." he took a deep breathe in to try and keep his voice from cracking. "after my father died she started to work two jobs to help better take care of me, as i was her only child.
Listen. Relax. Obey.
Like a cliche, a clap of lightning accompanied the doors of the police headquarters as they banged open with the shoulder of the crocodile. in tow, but very slowly, was the feline still repeating that odd mantra.
Lunchbreak
The total cliché of workmen. 'hey west chuck us up another one will ya' came a call from up above and he threw another red hot rivet into the air. as the morning went on the foreman came up to see how they were doing.
Choices and possibilities
Sounds cliché but true. either that or my mind is thinking very fast. no one ever liked me. i am only average, so what is it that they see in me? it is not possible. why am i running from them though? is it that i'm afraid of people's affection?
Smut Shot 4 (Halloween Edition): Bite Night
I wanted to write some cliché vampire smut, so here it is! the sex scene is a little shorter than usual, but i wanted the mind control and the biting to be a bigger part than the sex, so here ya go.
The Tentacle Trap
It was a stupid thing to ask and he winced at his own sense of cliché, staggering to his hind paws even as the soft surface shifted underfoot.
Toilet Tiger
The tiger opted for the cliché, and saw the lion smirk a little in response. he watched in amusement as the lion's jaw dropped at the sight of the huge pile of horse shit.
Hairball (Ch. 9)
That feels like a cliche... as does pointing out a cliche... but that's the only way i can think to describe it... we sit like this for a while, and i get myself more or less under control. i suggest taking a shower, and rebecca nods.
Conversation
Rote response and cliché phrase. do my words have meaning? am i talking to the ceiling? maybe i should stop. you talk. i'll listen.
Spacial Cliche
cliche it's not rocket science, but science rockets always strike home. rockets are off their rocker without scientific fiddling. basic mechanical advantage -applied science.
Su-Bear-iority
I filled it with as many kinky hypno clichés as possible to make sure it's as silly and over the top as could be.