Reality Bites - Surprise Bukkake
I definitely blinked and flinched when the next spurt came right at my eye, no pun intended. my first thought was that gah, he'd just cum in my eye. my next thought was that he must be made of living lava or something.
Taris Fails a Student
Taris Fails a Student "Ms Lang,i would like to see you after class," the large wolftaur leading the class called out, minutes before the bell. A blue female goat jumps, her hand snapping away from her exposed crotch where it had drifted while she day...
Roughing It
"will there be more camping puns?" walt wheezed out. "because if there are, i'm in!" "you know, you're pretty cute," al chuckled, cupping walt's chin in his other paw. "you're also going to make a pretty lion."
Standard Equipment (Pundamentals 3)
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Deaths Embrace
Erotic gay radiation level: leathal contain: gay sex, technically necrophilia (not sure if it is but w/e), and being in hell (no pun) christian thing that are for the most part not real but i'll humor them. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
The Games: Chapter 3-The Girl
(no pun intended) "okay, these are your representatives for this year" effie announced, "if you wish to see them, you can find them in the control building. they will be there for three days until they are shipped off to the control island."
Life (A Mini-story)
The look on his face could only be described as ecstatic shock, to use a pun. the person he saw in front of his eyes...was his mate! he couldn't believe what he was seeing! he thought "oh, i get it...god..it's a dream..."
The Trials: Sub Zero (Part 1 of 3)
There was a sticky note on it, written in pink ink was the word, 'watching' i can guess that was some shithead's idea of a clever pun, but i doubt that was the intended effect.
Baking with Toriel
They shared an appreciation for books, silly puns, and relaxing hobbies. jack tended to be very withdrawn, but around toriel he was able to crawl out of his shell without worrying about being judged.
A Super Bowl Spitroast
Thomas cried out, making a pun at perhaps the most inappropriate time. his seed was already welling up in his sack, however, and it unleashed itself in a flood as it spilled into jesse's already stuffed maw.
Wolf and Fox: IR + CD?! (old)
Especially if they found out it was in the heat of the moment (no pun intended)!
Alone With The Heat
And thus was caught off guard, pun not intended, when the sudden stretch and fill threw me over the edge.