Ryt's Rants #2
#2 of ryt's rants i've been known to ramble on a rant long enough to do a politician or a salesman proud. the almost unending verbal tirade is something i gave to ryt as a counter balance for the long periods of silence he is capable of.
The Best Summer Ever - Chpt 4 - Movies and an extra fun night
Once we arrived at the theatre we approached the ticket salesman and asked for two tickets to "furs at war 3". "are your parents okay with you seeing this movie? it contains graphic violence and strong language."
Vivian's Watermelons
The sunglasses didn't seem as fantastical as the salesman had implied; vivian supposed they were a fitting souvenir from such a sunny place.
A Brand New You
The orca just nodded and watched the raptor leave, then went back to her chair where the salesman had sat moments ago.
The Sheriff's Dog
Ironically, the following story is about an insurance salesman. sherman hastings had heard about that strange town where nobody had any insurance.
Soulful Service
"bunnies rarely do before childbirth, sir," a salesman said from the side. "but they are quite energetic and can last a long time in the bedroom." the man reached and roughly pressed two fingers up into her slit.
Customized Companions
**customized companions** "first one's still almost completely human," the salesman explained. "y'can call 'im tony if it pleases you." i kept my distance from the chest-high wooden fence. tony still had arms with which to reach.
Bull Master: Ch3 Travel Plans
Bob hastily apologized and concocted a story that he was a farm supply salesman just coming off a sales call from a breeding farm, but the cabby was hardly amused. his cab was going to reek of cow for the rest of the day.
Invasion of the 4th Dimension (Part 3)
The grey wolf with the scar slapped the helpless salesman in the face so his nose begun bleeding. "it was your job to print 10000 newspapers daily.
Sold!
He made his way to the donkey salesman for an ass as a beast of burden. loktai followed behind, admiring his new owner. so far, he had the traits of his hero, alexander. he was dealing with him fairly and -- he blushed a little.
Upstairs/Downstairs
There were no neighbors and no salesman; just peace and quiet. today, it was going to be a simple matter of eating and relaxing. and by relaxing morlena meant doing absolutely nothing. there wasn't even going to be any dress-up tonight.
A Hero's Reward Part III: Cats, and Dirty, Dirty Dogs
The bible salesman was wearing an eyepatch!" nikki shouted, her face still glued to her laptop screen. "the cyclops, and the girls by the pool; the sirens!" "ok, ok, nikki i get it, it's a dead freaking giveaway!"