Chaser: Chapter One
"bernie something-or-other?" "beornia hammer." i tried not to wince as i spelled it for him.
My Mom is Dating a Werewolf 14
bernie and randall were pressing us to get into sports. i was not so sure about how i would fair playing one on one with toby or zoe. i was pretty sure they would knock me on my ass. the quads are a huge handful.
Human by Day
"bernie is an accountant." "just what kind of fandom is this?" dad closed one eye and peeked into the tear-duct hole of the head. "-and how do you put this thing on?" i took the head by the cheeks and pulled it over my head.
Give the Devil His Due
Jessie continued to read, not unaware of the similarities to the incantations bernie had spoken almost six years ago. the difference was that jessie actually knew what they were for and added in more specific incantations.
Dynasty: Origins, Act 00: Prologue (V2)
**_Act 0: The Prologue_** "Dark times fell upon the country of Mortion. There was an issue of too many people within the walls of Tonoko City along with more issues of how much food the city provided and there were only a few jobs, leaving many...
Checking Out from the Veterinary Hospital
Basset, bernie and terrier, you'll have to pull some duty on the fields today. my apologies, there will be extra alcohol rations for everyone to make up for the added work."
Never lose hope
The ball goes deep in the center field, but unfortunately, bernie williams was there and easily caught the fly ball.
Planting the Seed
"yeah, those cheap-ass signs bernie put up dissolved like tissue paper when the rains came," ken said as he wrapped the large towel around him. "come on, let's get you into the bedroom away from everyone else.
A weekend at Alice's cabin (werewolf vore, digestion, scat)
bernie, a handsome if aging jaguar who worked two cubicles over, had asked her out a few times and even met her for lunch at the cafe down the block once a week, but that's the farthest anyone got.
BOMBS AWAY! ~ A Challenge Fic
I have to get another one and get bernie to set it for me." "how long will that take?" tim looked up hopefully. "i have him on speed-dial?" he licked his lips. "the phone is in my pants."
Murder at the Speed of Life, part 3
._ - - - **xi** the desklight bomber had claimed three victims: dianne walsh, bernie clemens and sarah lillison. three people living separate lives in three separate areas of town.
Picture This
Seriously; who would believe that the class pet goldfish, bernie, would be responsible? (they were in kindergarten.) "ok, i admit it!" kit breaks down. "i wanted to work with the frat bros." she holds her head in her paws. "what am i doing?