The Adventures of Stevo-Chapter 5-Los Angeles,1962

Steven, meet the rest, i'm benny, that's scotty, ham, squints, yeah-yeah, kenny, bert, and tommy & timmy." as their names were called, they each spit once on the grass.

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End Of Our Worlds? Not today Chapter 03

Once he is ready, he walks to the kitchen to find ortensia in her armor as well, munching on some bread with a bit of ham. "good morning, excitement woke you up early like me." he cheers while sitting next to her. "mmhmm" she answers, chewing on.

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An Ode to Snakes! (A slightly Surreal Poem)

Building temples and pyramids inventing tempeh and whirly-gigs starting politics and peppa-pig invading countries with peppermint ogling ladies in debenhams fighting giants in northern lands punching dragons in the hams making love to

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the dark night chp. 2

"ham and eggs yours is on the table" i sat at the table and the food looked really good but i waited for him to come sit down.

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Because not everything can be amazing...

The bacon there is like a cross between what americans call bacon and ham, so i think it's much better than our bacon because it actually has substance. x-d the sausage links are really rich, too, really plush and juicy.

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Problems in Paradise 3

The green haired mage sighed and grabbed a slab of ham and then sat down to the table and ate. quickly chewing the piece of pork and then swallowing ken looked to the others and then gestured them over.

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Premonition

I walked out of the bathroom and into the kitchen, where killsma was bent over the stove, cooking what seemed to smell like fried ham. i took a seat, we were both fully naked.

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The Grand Orgy- Part 1

She wolfed down her eggs and ham. her mother teased her- "got a mate for the festival tomorrow?" to which she knew the answer would be no. "no, mom, haven't quite got there yet. you know the deal." "what about frederick?

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Identity: Chapter Thirty

She wiped her eyes on her shirtsleeve and dumped the potatoes into the casserole pan, along with the slices of ham. it was pretty early in the day to be making dinner, but what else could she do?

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Hunter's Break

Hunter, meanwhile, nosed open the refrigerator and took some ham from the bottom shelf; there was no reason he couldn't treat himself as well.

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Sober Confronting

I pulled out some eggs, butter, and ham. i put a pan on the stove and let the heat melt the butter. i cracked some eggs and beat them in a measuring cup. after the eggs were beaten, i took bits of ham and place them in the eggs.

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A toontown party trick

Sometimes it's something inanimate, like a ham i ate in that tom and jerry cartoon. but it's usually a someone. if they hadn't changed the script at the last minute i would have swallowed tom instead of the ham."

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