Steven, meet the rest, i'm benny, that's scotty, ham, squints, yeah-yeah, kenny, bert, and tommy & timmy." as their names were called, they each spit once on the grass.
Action, Adventure, Athlete, Athletic, Athletics, Baseball, Human-Only, No-Yiff, Story Series, Trouble
Once he is ready, he walks to the kitchen to find ortensia in her armor as well, munching on some bread with a bit of ham.
"good morning, excitement woke you up early like me." he cheers while sitting next to her.
"mmhmm" she answers, chewing on.
Donald Duck, Medieval, Mickey Mouse, Ortensia, Oswald The Lucky Rabbit, Steampunk, Sword & Sorcery, goofy
Building temples and pyramids
inventing tempeh and whirly-gigs
starting politics and peppa-pig
invading countries with peppermint
ogling ladies in debenhams
fighting giants in northern lands
punching dragons in the hams
making love to
Comedy, Poetry, Rhyme, Snakes, silly, surreal, weird
"ham and eggs yours is on the table" i sat at the table and the food looked really good but i waited for him to come sit down.
Fox, Husky, Story
The bacon there is like a cross between what americans call bacon and ham, so i think it's much better than our bacon because it actually has substance. x-d the sausage links are really rich, too, really plush and juicy.
Food, Update, ireland, sick
The green haired mage sighed and grabbed a slab of ham and then sat down to the table and ate. quickly chewing the piece of pork and then swallowing ken looked to the others and then gestured them over.
Human, Magic, No-Yiff, Weredogs
I walked out of the bathroom and into the kitchen, where killsma was bent over the stove, cooking what seemed to smell like fried ham.
i took a seat, we were both fully naked.
Death, Dragon, Ejaculation, Fox, Horror, M/M, Near Future, Oral, Violence (Not In Yiff), Wolf
I pulled out some eggs, butter, and ham. i put a pan on the stove and let the heat melt the butter. i cracked some eggs and beat them in a measuring cup. after the eggs were beaten, i took bits of ham and place them in the eggs.
Frottage, Gay Relationships, Horse, Husky, M/M, Malamute
Sometimes it's something inanimate, like a ham i ate in that tom and jerry cartoon. but it's usually a someone. if they hadn't changed the script at the last minute i would have swallowed tom instead of the ham."
Bear, Digestion, Giraffe, Lion, Raccoon, Skunk, Tiger, Vore (soft), Zootopia, madagascar