Commission: Heads of Cerberus Chapter 3
Can you believe they gave me a dysfunctional weapon? i put the rounds into the magazine, slap the mag into the feed and it works just fine, but when the ammo runs out it stops firing! that's just inconsistent..." "see you around, valery."
Midnight With Maiya
Dad's out at sea somewhere in the navy... mums doing business trips.... she's gone again on some business trip... probably cheating like normal...." he said with a soft sigh remembering just how dysfunctional his family was too.
Joel and the Muscle Beast - 6
Unless you mentioned erectile dysfunction, did you mention that?" robert took a step back, breathing deeply to avoid taking byron's bait. all this trouble wasn't worth it.
The Temple of Testosterone - 6
By the time i was 30 i was diagnosed with severe erectile dysfunction." mccormick smirked as thick veins began rising across the vast expanse of his gargantuan mammoth-beast.
How I Met Your Father
So after sitting there for a little while, listening to the slick sound of the tiger's pads rubbing along his now dripping member while pornographic images flashed in front of them, he explained that he suffered from erectile dysfunction and that's
At the End of a Long String
Four years, and i would be home free of this mess, stuck with a happier, more manageable pile of dysfunction. a job. kits. some perky little vixen (they're all perky and little) to suck meaning back into my life after the days got long hard.
A Journey Begun - Chapter 7 - Unexpected
They were pretty dysfunctional, as i thought, but they tried to make nice with each other.
Jingle - Chapter 1
At first i was surprised by the attraction of the dysfunctional family that i came from, but i slowly got used to it.
Free of Charge [Request]
We're just a big dysfunctional family. stoners, hippies, feminists, vegetarians, atheists, whatever. people really don't care as much as one would think they do." michael holds the pencil still, in the middle of drawing a four.
What a Jerk
Ha-ha, who knew dinosaurs actually went extinct because of erectile dysfunction. the next morning i woke up but the day felt different somehow, like the feeling you get when you know something good is going to happen for you.
Stranger Part 4
Despite all that had happened; kit's disownment, kora's abandonment, jav's dysfunctional family, atticus's...horniness...it all ended all right. kora and atti looked at each other and simultaneously said "i love you."
Tea, Milk, and Cake
-kik)_ **tea, milk, and cake** _by korpse\_infested\_karnival_ (kik) you can usually find a variety of issues not pertaining to the dysfunction of the insane mind at the majestic asylum.