Skrex's Stories - 4 - Teddy Bear Ow Ow

Thomas' mother had bought a Teddy Bear on ePaw for his birthday. The article was titled "Teddy Bear Ow Ow", and so, that's what he was called. He loved it very much. But so did his sister, Sarah. They ended up fighting about who'd get to have the...

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A Sinister Deal

**A Sinister Deal** Randall made a nervous gulp, his rather pronounced Adam's apple bobbing up and down and providing quite a juicy target. A target, that was, for the wickedly sharp arrow tips pointed at him. It was with a weird, dreamy kind of...

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Blood Shift

"Hello, hello? Err, well if you're hearing this, you probably didn't have any other career options." "Damn right there..." A man thought out loud as he lit up a cigarette and listened to the message this awkward sounding guy had left him. The man...

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Of Dragons and Dragonslayers Part 1

I laughed a little at that in dark humor.

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Party of Five Chapter Fifteen

Party of Five: Chapter Fifteen It was getting light; the fire had long ago died down to embers, now only the wind was whipping through to make the edges of the coals glow a little every now and then. Desmond woke up first and lifted his head up...

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Lykos-Apocalypse Chapter 1

His favorite line of his favorite song from his favorite movie coming back to him in a bout of indulgent dark humor.

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Arbok's New Toy

._ "i love it when they finally realize something is wrong," he said, dropping all pretense as his tone dripped with dark humor. her eyes constricted to such a small slit he couldn't even see her pupils. he went on with a chuckle.

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Paying the Storage Bill

Slick in the garage and the hallway beyond, boony made his way to the family's cozy living room, finding amusement in the way is overly full balls bounced, mere inches from dragging along the floor, his huge cock stretching forward and bobbing, the darkly humorous

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Lockdown (read at your own risk)

I know because i've joked about these kinds of things before due to my dark humor in life and i have experienced it myself (sadly, it was all a false alarm because some kid decides to bring a knife), but i want to make this a serious one.

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Conversation

J'zargo was always one for that kind of dark humor. "but, you know..." i started. "we've adventured together for quite a while, and i've never even seen you so much as look at a women, yet you ask me if there are any giant women?"

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Porkscrewed

Accused the pig with dark humor in his tone. "i want you to _moan!"_ he sharply grunted through his clenched, nasty teeth. geno moaned for all she was worth. she gave the pig the best whoremoans she could dredge up. her life depended on it.

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[p] Rousing Rayquaza

The two of them rode it out, him frotting the dragon's dick and her squeezing as much into it as she could, and a darkly humorous thought settled on bramble: if they failed, at least they'd go out having a good time.

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