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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 6, "Don't Die Frozen Over" - Part 2

\*claps\* ~greasy z, 29, hog badger, automobile mechanic seeing the hog badger vehemently swinging at his trunk, eddie doubles down on his own chops, his grunts rising in intensity and steam pouring out of his body as he digs into each motion with all

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 9, "Bring Me To The End, Dude" - Part 1

~greasy z, 29, hog badger, automobile mechanic "so... zakee "greasy z" armstrong," the stoat muses as the hog badger's smile grows wide.

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 3, "I'm Feeling Like The King Of The Burrow" - Part 2

The hog badger lets out a loud snort at kenneth.

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American Mustelid Alpha - Promo

._ _~greasy z, 29, hog badger, automobile mechanic "they ain't ready, yanno..." a hog badger sporting a bright green mohawk chuckles as he looks over the cameraman's shoulder at the mustelids queueing to get their physicals over with.

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 7, "I Was Taught These Guys Got Feelings" - Part 1

\*the hog badger shakes his head\* "seeing this shit and being forced to eat it is fucking up with me bad." ~greasy z, 29, hog badger, automobile mechanic "competitors ready?"

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 5, "Young Thing" - Part 2

Arron manages to sink one of greasy z's dummies, the hog badger returning the favor a few moments later.

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 3, "I'm Feeling Like The King Of The Burrow" - Part 1

_ _~greasy z, 29, hog badger, automobile mechanic_ "hey man, ya think the game's getting to some?" the hog badger asks j.j., the short otter, fetching himself a turkey sandwich from the fridge. "uh? talking john?"

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 2, "What Are The Chances?" - Part 2

Andrew exclaims, but ends up laughing in the process, trying to pry free from the hog badger's headlock.

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American Mustelid Alpha - The Cast (Part 2/3)

. _#19 greasy z, hog badger, automobile mechanic_ zakee "greasy z" armstrong, 29, joins ama from porter, texas, where he works as an automobile mechanic.

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 10, "The Gauntlet Of The Century" - Part 2

Ludwig turns towards the hog badger. "best for last? don't mind me!" the hog badger chortles, making his way to the podium in his usual cocky fashion. "so, who wants the shiny trophy and the 250k here, raise your paw..."

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 10, "The Gauntlet Of The Century" - Winner Reveal

"okay, we officially have a winner," ludwig smiles at the two finalists as the hog badger returns from casting his vote. "time to go see who it is, right?"

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