"We here at the World Wrestling Federation would like to introduce our newest superstar Cross Wolfie," Vince "And he will be teaming with non other than... The Rock!,"
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New superstar, promo
#3 of minimum wage wrestling
*this is entry #3 in silverback's summer reading challenge
**minimum wage #3**
" **cutting promos"**
**by: silverback christianpaw**
part of the job as a wrestler for minimum wage wrestling is not only to film matches for
Minimum wage, Ric flair, Wrestling, promo
The promo began with three words appearing individually on lines by themselves: "winter is over". it then switched to the mayors' logo, with the monocle darkening from clear to black and the white moustache changing to brown.
Anthro, Canine, Cat, Character Development, Clean, Feline, German Shepherd, Male, Plot Development, Story Progression, Story Series
Now let's get you back on your feeding tube and i'll snap the promo pics. you've got a lot of writing to catch up on, eh?"
marrel, grinning, nods in response.
Husky, Immobility, Male, Weight Gain, gluttony
Sting started cutting a promo on hogan about
how he has gone down the wrong path and is now a total fake. as the
promo intensified, sting started laughing maniacally and grabbed
hogan by the throat and started violently painting his face red.
Impact Wrestling, TNA Wrestling, Top 50, Wrestling, shocking, tna, wwe
"it's just for a promo shot! we'll have these off in only a minute, at most. i just gotta finish setting up."
foepaws's head swam, confused and aroused and in a good deal of pain as she snapped the tenth band into place.
Banding, Castration, Casual_castration, FoePaws, Fox, Minthe, Penectomy, emasculation, golf
The portal games
kotone's promo
the grounds of the divine's shrine were always quiet late at night, or at least, so thought kotone.
Fighting, Horse, Introduction, Mare, Ninja, Portal games, Size, The portal games, promo
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**a/n: it is called issue 0 because i have this story sketched in a comic i made at home one day, the zero is because this is just a promo.**
Black, Cheetah, Comic, Gold Heart, Goldheart, Lion, M/F, Panther, Villain, hero
"i'll probably have to do the promos for my scene with brad too, with this damn hair and stuff being such a pain in the ass," the fox muttered.
leroy huffed.
"yeah, probably," he said.
Canine, Fox, Friendship, Gay, Gay Relationships, M/M, Muscles, Romance, Wolf
This led to a series of down-right depressing promos
about how bad their marriage really was along along with bad skits.
in a series of matches where the jarretts did everything they could
to get kurt angle out of tna.
Countdown, Impact Wrestling, WWF, Wrestling, tna, worst, wrestler, wwe