Out of the Frying pan, and into the Quicksand
**Out of the Frying Pan, and Into the Quicksand by: BerserkerB** "How do I get myself into these situations?" Berserker grumbled to himself as the jungle natives led him out of his...
JUST FOR LAUGHS: SUICIDAL BLONDE.
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her. 'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied. ...
Out of the Closet
#1 of is funny comrade sexuality and other jokes. warning some are really bad. conscript 1: my father was so surprised when i came out of closet to him. conscript 2: why was that, comrade?
Scam in Hell
#3 of joke for furry campfire or relax in good mood the four jokes to be read are independent; -scam in hell -lost paradise -the gold of paradise -crossed the desert reading in the timeline give the thread of a small.. little story.
A Different Kind of Training - Part 10
Masu grinned and joked, "i bet that's not the only thing she wants to do to him with her vines." nengan and yari burst out laughing. even i couldn't help but laugh at his kinky implication. danny wasn't convinced.
And it all started as a little joke
Please note that I do not know how these turtle brothers' cocks would work so I decided to make a sensible guess...which is not sensible and I'm also guessing not right. Also when I talk about someones 'Slit' I mean the slit in which opens to let the...
2+2+2=7
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven, Sir. **Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,** **how many will you...
Coyote Fools Day
Okay, bad jokes and not so witty banter ensue, but there's gotta be at least one good joke in there somewhere, right? look it's been a long time since i wrote one of these things, but i didn't have anything else to do, so here you go.
A Fishing Trip
In spite of his joking rate quite impressive, i succeeded to remember some of them i wouldn't want to. this one:_ "with a guy like you, she can't get bored." _or this one:_ "as a result, when will introduce her to your parents?"
Can I be Your New Rival?
"is this how the story is going to end, with a clichéd dream within a dream joke?" he scowled at the author and waved a disgruntled goodbye. "that's it, i'm out of here." as he stepped out of the scene, he mumbled "worst ending ever..."
Tales of the Convenant, Part 3
TALES OF THE COVENANT, PART 3 "This requires a VERY careful approach." Esmeralda insisted to Sandra. Ever since the Vore Clan threat had vanished the girl had become more confident in herself, and she'd gained a much larger circle of friends....
I know your secret John Rain
I was a security guard in the local zoo because I had lost my job and I needed money for living. So I accepted this night time job. Not just for the money if you ask me. It had advantages like I had access to animals. Because I was into animals to it...