Out of the Frying pan, and into the Quicksand

**Out of the Frying Pan, and Into the Quicksand by: BerserkerB** "How do I get myself into these situations?" Berserker grumbled to himself as the jungle natives led him out of his...

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JUST FOR LAUGHS: SUICIDAL BLONDE.

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her. 'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied. ...

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Out of the Closet

#1 of is funny comrade sexuality and other jokes. warning some are really bad. conscript 1: my father was so surprised when i came out of closet to him. conscript 2: why was that, comrade?

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Scam in Hell

#3 of joke for furry campfire or relax in good mood the four jokes to be read are independent; -scam in hell -lost paradise -the gold of paradise -crossed the desert reading in the timeline give the thread of a small.. little story.

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A Different Kind of Training - Part 10

Masu grinned and joked, "i bet that's not the only thing she wants to do to him with her vines." nengan and yari burst out laughing. even i couldn't help but laugh at his kinky implication. danny wasn't convinced.

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And it all started as a little joke

Please note that I do not know how these turtle brothers' cocks would work so I decided to make a sensible guess...which is not sensible and I'm also guessing not right. Also when I talk about someones 'Slit' I mean the slit in which opens to let the...

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2+2+2=7

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven, Sir. **Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,** **how many will you...

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Coyote Fools Day

Okay, bad jokes and not so witty banter ensue, but there's gotta be at least one good joke in there somewhere, right? look it's been a long time since i wrote one of these things, but i didn't have anything else to do, so here you go.

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A Fishing Trip

In spite of his joking rate quite impressive, i succeeded to remember some of them i wouldn't want to. this one:_ "with a guy like you, she can't get bored." _or this one:_ "as a result, when will introduce her to your parents?"

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Can I be Your New Rival?

"is this how the story is going to end, with a clichéd dream within a dream joke?" he scowled at the author and waved a disgruntled goodbye. "that's it, i'm out of here." as he stepped out of the scene, he mumbled "worst ending ever..."

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Tales of the Convenant, Part 3

TALES OF THE COVENANT, PART 3 "This requires a VERY careful approach." Esmeralda insisted to Sandra. Ever since the Vore Clan threat had vanished the girl had become more confident in herself, and she'd gained a much larger circle of friends....

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I know your secret John Rain

I was a security guard in the local zoo because I had lost my job and I needed money for living. So I accepted this night time job. Not just for the money if you ask me. It had advantages like I had access to animals. Because I was into animals to it...

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