Hometown: Rough Ride

“good for you, enlightened redneck. fucking cute.” my voice cracks. “then he goes on n’ tells me he’s been foolin’ around with none other than the prodigal son: wesley groves!” my pupils dilate.

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Mall Humiliation - Part 2

My parents are divorced and always fight, and most of my other relatives are dumb rednecks. it's a fucking mess.

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Aquata Cove - Chapter 37

He looked up at erin, still smiling calmly, "is he a redneck too?"  

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A Deer Price

He was roused from his packing -what little he had to pack- by what he called a 'redneck mating call'.

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Lordrevan Commission: Pokemon Preserve Part II

"didn't know rednecks could make a youtube page." james chuckled, speaking loud enough so the camera would pick up his insult.

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So Who is Namyrolis?

Wait you know what i take that back, you prolly have some sort of disease by now" i was actually surprised when the redneck guy (no offence it's just what i labeled him and i'm a little myself so) behind him came up to me and offered me his hand to shake

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1k Word Blitz - A Night With Paleto

I could have ignored the trashy redneck and driven home. back to a wife who yelled at me for the smallest thing, to a daughter who thought i was a joke.

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Does it matter?

It is a redneck town, i suppose you would call it anyway. small town usa and proud of it! now me? i am redneck too, yeap i hunted critters on my pa's farm for a few bucks. i even drove a truck, a dirty heap of rust on wheels.

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The Gift of Christmas Kink

A little gift of cards… tags: m/m, crocodile, rat, magic, christmas, stockingstuffer2024, corruption, mind control, musk, redneck, swamp, holidays, gift, fetish implantation,

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Happy Valentine's Day! (Portal Panties)

Lance said in his worst backwards redneck imitation while looking over at his confused looking brother and showing him the image alice had just sent through.

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Texas Roadhouse

A bunch of biker wannabe leather-queens wasn't really what they were used to, but the rednecks were willing to be civil, at least. the bikers got a pitcher of beer each, and drank straight from 'em.

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Mama's New Boarfriend

I'm talking fat, foodstains, smelly, shitty redneck attitude, the whole nine yards!" "i would have never expected linda to date someone like that," said trish, clearly hearing the distress in her boyfriend's voice. "i know!

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