Spread Your Wings - Commission for catprog

Pictures of himself and his family were all changed to match his species, never an unfunny sight. it reminded him that he had a phone with photos on it. he pulled it out of his pocket and opened the gallery.

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Memoir from a Military Boy's Journal

Robin could see how desperate the other was to make light of his situation so he chuckled at that bad joke, even though on the inside he wanted to cuff the other for such an unfunny comment.

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Fancy Shoes [Commission]

(or it could have been something else similarly unfunny, he didn't exactly remember - and then there was the true fashion police who silently judged you and changed the way they treated you based on your everyday dress and past infractions of fashion (past

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A Vacation to be Remembered

She laughed at my pathetic joke, a skill i do like in a girl: the ability to recognize and laugh at my jokes no matter how unfunny they are. "let me take a look at your ankle."

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Project R.E.D. [Chapter 14]

For someone who never expressed any sort of emotion, that man sure had an odd taste for unfunny jokes... i wondered if everyone else thought so as well or if i was the only one who did. “anyway... has merle by any chance passed through here?"

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Fall of the Valkyries (all parts)

He chuckled, then shook his head at his own unfunny joke. he stepped closer to examine her now that she was down. her whole mid-section was a gaping hole. he could see the bloody bone that used to be her ribcage and spine.

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Antecedent 5

"because bland, unfunny humour is my way of coping with pressure," sentinel admitted with a shake of his head. "not all of us have the liberty of being female and emotional and whatnot."

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The Frosts on her Feathers - Chapter 20

unfunny joke…” sigrid huffed. “i’ll make up for my screwup. our last skirmish dropped its own loot.” marek moved his hand down to his belt and scooped something with a metallic shine, lifting it in front of sigrid. “one of the ghouls let this out.”

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Fool's Find part 3

I had to walk around with a group of unfunny, uninteresting, untalkative, un-anything-fun assholes. i tried to spark up a conversation with a burly looking blue scaled saurian with, "so, how's being a guild dog treating you?"

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The Silverscale Arena: December 2020 Ch. 3 (Day/Night 2)

Ed tilted his head at that unfunny joke before his head was corkscrewed by repeat-blows form that spinning kick ken did that we can never pronounce. "i wish that blanka would just take his shorts to the laundromat!" bam! "shoryuken!"

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Ghost Pack

Maybe if they knew just how unfunny it was, they would end this. "it's getting dark, and i'm cold...and...i just want to go home. okay?" _home_.

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Breaking the Meta

Some kind of sick and unfunny irony to be found in there." "your pop was fucking with you," liera said dryly.

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