Starfox: Wolf's Ego
**Wolf's Ego** "He awake yet?" Wolf could hear the voices around him; deep and echoing, his vision blurry and his head spinning. He could barely make anything out. "It looks like he's coming to," came another voice. He saw a figure peering over him,...
Forget the Damn Steak!
There was still just a bit of a sizzle in the pan as Dora flipped the steak one more time, but as she poked the middle of the flesh with her tongs, she remembered a famous line, and decided that the meat was cooked to absolute perfection. " **Just**...
The Show
I groaned softly as I awoke. It felt like I'd gotten drunk. My head was spinning, everything was blurry and I felt... cold. Slowly I turned my head to my body. "The fuck.." I was strapped to some sort of chair. My wrists encased in some sort of steel....
Dogtanian's Initiation
**Dogtanian's Initiation** ** ** "Here he comes," said Aramis, glancing out the window and catching sight of the young Dogtanian bounding down the path towards Porthos's home which the three musketeers were all waiting patiently in. "About time,"...
A Show for Hamsterviel
It was a nice, sunny day; not unusual for a place like Hawaii. Jumba had left the house dressed in his usual disguise to fool any human being that might cross his path. He wouldn't usually go outside without a good reason but after days of being stuck...
A Super Bowl Spitroast
You could cry about the fix, or a blown call. There was always at least a few of those in a football game, and the fact of the matter was that referees weren't perfect, and even **with** instant replays, some things were still going to get missed. ...
Who Needs A Script?
If you were nervous going into your debut role as an actor, no one would blame you, regardless of the pedigree that you carried from your acting school, or how many times you performed in plays throughout high school and college. That sympathy would...
Earning Her Five Star Review
Sometimes, even those of us who carry the widest of smiles through life can be beaten down, and forced into the deepest of depressions. Tattered, loose jeans, a comfortable but entirely dirty white t-shirt and a sport coat that was well past its...
Sexy Time
Sexy Time As I prepare myself for what is to come, I realize that I have no idea what I'm doing. It still baffles me how I managed to pick up a girl at high school willing to have sex with me. She called it a 'science experiment.' I guess technically...
A Quest For Freedom, Chapter One
Some of the best decisions one might make were made when an individual was drunk. "_Hic..._ o-okay, my pants are off, now what?!" Not everyone was a Hemingway, however. There were plenty of people in the world who shouldn't make any sort of...
The Student, The Master, and The Otter
_How do I always end up in these messes? Why does this always happen to me?_ Rivard might have seemed like he was bemoaning his fate, if a passerby could read his thoughts...but in truth, he was wondering how he got to be so lucky. His definition of...
Beautiful Pina
Legoshi swallowed the growing lump in his throat as he slowly backed away from the 'aggressive' herbivore approaching him. Their bright blue eyes were narrowed into a half-lidded, sultry gaze and a devilish, lip-biting grin. Legoshi's mind was racing...