Chance’s Encounters. Chapter High School Days
"not my fault you look so retarded." "retarded like your face!" jasper shot back with a laugh. the dog rolled onto his side lifting up his leg again and kicking the mound inside the sleeping bag at his side. "hah hah, good one dumb face."
Issues of a 16 year old boy
I think that teach that made fun of the furry thing thinks i'm a retard. even though i've never been to the mandatory tutorial if you have bad grades, and i always get a's in her class.
Sweet & Sour (teaser)
You look like a retard!" paul said behind his scarf, which he had worn since the sleepover at raquel's, everyone looked over to him, "yeah, he does.....i think he's drooling..."
Chapters 3+4
He entered the chapel; there a retarded baby sun appeared, but po impaled him with a dildo and threw him outside. i was very excited; finally i would have a chance to meet with hufflepuff!
Another Chance: Chapter 2
Garret pointed to himself and instantly felt like he looked like a retard doing that and brought his paw down. "me?" he repeated. the other garret rolled his eyes. "retard."
Bastards! Chapter 1 - Meet the Freak on the Leash
I have one of the most retarded and annoying best friends in the known fuckin' universe. "jun, i swear to your multiple heathen gods i will kill you today."
An Unknown Friend
"as they say, you have to think like a retarded psycho to find a retarded psycho." i say, enjoying the irritated look on his face. "so you kill now? you enjoy it, do you not?" "no, i do not. i kill because its the only way to save my friends."
Monster I Have Become: Ch. 7
"another crazy retard?! what the hell! can i get a freaking break?!" he yelled at me. agghh, what can i say? 'hey! i might be a retard but at least i'm not...' exactly! "whatever!" i pounced. he sidestepped me and readied his branch.
Commissioned: Don't mess with the witch.
The witch frowned as she watched the retarded vixen soil her diapers again, making the plastic crinkle as the seat of her diapers sagged lower with the weight of her shit.
Commission: Extra credit
The retarded squirrel smiled at her, not understanding what she said, but still happy nonetheless. suddenly, there was a knock at the door. it was the professor, with another person.
Before The White Horizon: Blake
I take back calling him retarded. he's not, if i wasn't so fucking wasted i'd say he's kind of cute.
Invaders Must Die!
"but... dude, that doesn't apply if you're actually trying to use the word 'retard' as offensive." "so you're saying i should just call them all retarded?" r3d rested his hands on his hips and gave his fellow a judgemental stare.