Prequel to How Do We Humans
"Let's make this a bet fucker." "You're on. If I win, you keep your hands to yourself and HAVE to be nice to me." "I win, you do a dance." "Fine." "On the pole" "Fuck that, no" "Then don't lose" Janik and Ray had made a bet that if Ray could...
A Royal Flame: Noxolo
I sit down on the balcony of my castle and look up at the sky, awaiting the arrival of Lithorex the conqueror. After hearing about what happened to Queen Laufeysia I knew what I had to do Taking out his map, he saw the next and final kingdom was...
The Dinner Debacle
Not content to be silly on his own time, torin seems eager to get silliness to come to him. if you enjoyed this story, please consider dropping me a tip at [email protected]/*
Twas the Night before....WTF?!?!
_WARNING: There is no good explanation for this. It's weird, it's...it's all kinds of just WTF. I don't know how it derailed so far. I was reading a poem, started writing a little copy just to end boredom, and somehow, it just...devolved and mutated...
Comment #1 on Symbiosis By Felsune
Comment on: [Symbiosis Chapter 2 Rewards By Felsune](https://www.sofurry.com/view/1171512) There once was a female brawler / Who fancied herself a dungeon crawler / Once force-fed slime / She's now level '99 / So if you need help give her a holler...
Unusual Workplace Hazards
Just a silly little story i typed up while at work. jademoontail from furaffinity makes a cameo. another day, another inspection. i leaned against the wall and sighed softly, feeling bored.
Silly Little Ash (Pokemon Story)
Who ever said being a Pokemon was easy? NOTHING is ever easy, and thats the truth. You think Superman found it easy lifting that meteor away from the earth? NO! In his mind he was saying things like "HOLY HELL THIS IS HEAVY!". Just because he has super...
The Elusive Skunk Maid
silliness abounds. leon slammed the door to his apartment behind him. "fuck," he yelled at the empty room. at this- point the fox just wanted to collapse with a soda and some video games for an hour or so before bed.
Voices
A very silly stress-relief poem i wrote while angry, short, silly, and not all that good, but i felt like sharing it anyway. remember kids, sometimes your bestest friends are the human beings you most desire to violently murder.
Clowning Around
"dammit, this is real life, not some silly cartoon." with a frustrated sigh, brandon looked at the requirement to enter the funhouse. he assumed it was a height requirement.
How Many Bears DId That? (silly poem)
#1 of poems and lyrics just a silly and maybe funny little poem that i wrote a long time ago (it was the first written art i ever uploaded to an art site).
Alex's Third Night
Alex's Third Night The drive home was easy, though Alex couldn't help sliding his paw down to his crotch to feel the cage and the vibrator attached to it. There wasn't really a lock so he was unsure how Mangle was planning on taking it off. With...