A Dinky Gift
**A Dinky Gift** -o-O-o- On most days it was two things in particular about his Creative Writing course that seemed to strike Stuart as a little peculiar. First, there was the sheer volume of ponies that had opted to take the class. They made up...
Catnundrum. Chapter Eleven.
A derpy, glazed eyed look with his long pink tongue falling out of one side of his muzzle. simon could feel him inside, the constant rubbing against his prostate was making the cat hard again and he tried to, poorly, hide it with a hand.
JBIAF: There's No Place Like Acme Acres
The equine declared in a derpy tone. "no dixie! this is acme acres!" replied robyn. "acme acres? must be a mere street." "anyway, who are you, and what the freak are you doing here?" "oh, sorry. my name's alice an i..." crash!
Today was an average day.
You were so derpy i wish i coulda seen your face :l [14:45:56] lol clan: lol whaiii? [14:46:05] heli: it's adorable [14:46:12] lol clan: what u mean? i r confuzd [14:46:26] heli: i think you are adorable when you are happeh.
Just Once: The First Morning
Then they said their vows, kissed, and albus woke up to a symphony of sizzling pancakes, his own heavy breathing and joyful sobbing, and a very derpy-looking brown talking (but not upright) kitten meowing.
The scent: The lust of mares
**The scent: The lust of mares** **chapter 1 : the nightmare begins** [http://www.fimfiction.net/story/58823/The-scent%3A-lust-of-mares](http://www.fimfiction.net/story/58823/The-scent%3A-lust-of-mares) for chapter 2 3 4 and 5 A predatory grin...
Coffee Beans
It was just derpy old simon struggling with the coffee machine. " what are you doing up this early you numbskull?" i growled, rather annoyed that i had been surfaced at two in the morning.
furry musical
We like to be silly, goofy, derpy dance, prance, and siiiinnggg. hey hey we're the furries come and take our paws..... we'll romp and stomp and swish our tails all day long.... come along and join the fun.
Werewolf Courtship Etiquette
When he looked up from laying the last of his folded clothes on the couch he found martin's wolf sitting there with a derpy expression, tongue lolling from one side of his muzzle and a smaller (though still enormous looking to david considering where it was
The Legend of Eclipse: The Night Princess
Quickly getting up eclipse noticed the pony immediately as ponyville's mail pony derpy. "special birthday package for a mister eclipse from twilight sparkle."
Flash Fic Collection 1_1
." --- 27: derpy and the recliner contains: derpy, micro anon, unaware, butt crush, fart --- anon was the product inspector for quills and sofas.
The Frog Legs Rag
Dalia the derpy serval wants to try to cook food again! this is a sequal to "cooking by the book" enjoy! \>thoughtlessly, you take a long slow drink from your beer, staring at the tv; watching some show you haven't really paid attention to.