Oh Cheetos
#1 of very bad poetry :c as president of the bad poetry club here at sofurry i present an example of what our club is all about.
Dirty Skunk
#1 of lime-ricks and rhyme-licks the start of a new hobby: littering sofurry with bad poetry! there once was a skunk / who got covered in spunk / once cum dried / and fur stuck to hide / everyone knew why it stuck.
They're Baack!!
This is my contribution to the bad poetry club! i don't feel like writing anything major, man. since food is the theme, i figured, what the hell! i heard last week that twinkies are back. so, i was like, "dig it!"
Twilight Fading
"we are not meant to band together like a mindless colony of workers without originality, we are not here to write bad poetry and lament the loss of a loved one as if we had just killed a god.
The Life of an Absol
More bad poetry! enjoy misunderstood for my unintentional crime the rocky cliffs i will climb, for when i sense danger off the seams, i will come to haunt your dreams.
The Shadow's sunshine
Growling with feral abandon, trying to rip my arms free, she was doing this to me, she found out about my dreams somehow, about the freak and his love for bad poetry.
The Porcelain Mask
To him, the makeup, fancy clothes, and bad poetry were fun, not life.
Riddle for the Ages
"the whole point of the box was to hide bad poetry? i can think of more interesting things to keep inside of it," she said, rolling the paper back up and carefully setting it back in the box.
Hell on Earth. Chapter 9
Anar would choose a vogon captain's bad poetry over a soul-hungry ghoul any day of the week. the fog would go down. the moonlight would break through. one of his friends would find him.
A Bump in the Road. Chapter Twenty-Three.
A goon vindictive drama queen that was love torn and lived in the rafters writing bad poetry. just what i needed... and he was scowling. "what?" i finally gave in as the carriage began to move.
Single Shot
There would be no more watching the fox faking boredom over very real and very bad poetry, you were going to make yourself noticed.
Atonement Chapter V - The Truth Shall Set You Free
Efficient recycling...the fucking greenies should write bad poetry in my honour. i want to use your talents brad. and make you wealthy. i don't give a flying fuck who you screw, hell fuck the entire 82ndairborne for all i give a shit.