Research is Important! (Fuzzy Magic Micro-fic)
See, harvest mice was a pun. there actually is a species of mouse called the harvest mouse. they're known for having the largest penis to body size ratio in the rodent family. up to 60% of their body length!
The Squirrel Next Door
Fluttering in the sun, it glowed like a warm mixture of cinnamon and sugar, delectably-- the harvest mouse cleared his throat and shook his head. _stop wasting time._ there were things to do. always.
Midnight Sun
The harvest mouse squeezed her eyes shut, biting her lip. wrestling with herself. don't be silly. i'm not! then stop him? "wait!" she squeaked. pausing, the coyote looked o'er his shoulder.
How to Score Without Really Trying
'meadow and fib, harvest mouse mates, navigate a charity wiffleball tournament on a hot summer day, scoring both inadvertently and on purpose.' been a while since i've visited this couple (and their slice of my universe).
Hot Mess
The harvest mouse stepped back and inspected it, paws on hips. her tail looped about. she nodded. she could live with it. oh, and she was still thirsty.
A Little Distraction
The harvest mouse woke up the sleeping computers, turned on the central air, and opened the blinds on all the windows.
Snooze Button
'emerson, a harvest mouse, discovers his new squirrel girlfriend charlie is a heavy sleeper who has extremely vivid erotic dreams.' needed something to jump-start my writerly output!
Open Fire
Luckily, harvest mouses had uniquely prehensile tails. his pink, ropy appendage wrapped around the phone securely, tip resting above the shutter button.
Mutual Benefit
Meadow the harvest mouse bumps into a familiar face while out shopping, leading to a mutually-beneficial arrangement.
Strength of Signal
A shiver raced up the harvest mouse's spine, words flashing in her brain. _up. erect. stiff. _ denali put her computer down and placed a paw on her shoulder. "you sure you're okay?
Lavender Haze
The shy, reserved harvest mouse came forward to kiss the beanbag. "my paw," the lynx insisted. "oh!" the mouse kissed the back of her big, fluffy throwing paw.
Super Squirrel
"it's okay, i got you ... that's it ... " guiding him fully into the bathroom, charlie put the lid to the toilet down and sat the harvest mouse squarely on it.