Like Taking Candy From A Baby

If there was one thing that the streets of Cairo were abundant with, it was usually the pattering of children's footsteps against the sunbaked pavement. One particular child had just gotten out from the nearby patisserie; a bag of chewy salted caramels...

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My take on English lyrics for "Chase" by Batta from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Taking inspiration from the jojo's bizarre adventure wiki and its transcription of a translation of the lyrics to "chase" by batta, as well as the official english version, i'm continuing my practice at this sort of thing by trying to construct english lyrics

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Asriel's Bizarre Adventure: Underground Crusaders

This is a side project i've been meaning to write since both finishing the game and watching jojo's bizarre adventure. i felt like the two concepts can be mashed up pretty well, so why not.

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Thicc Fox vs Thicc Dog.

Many strippers at this sex club grind and nudge the poles they're on, swinging around while wowing the crowd. One the stage are Iggy and Rammy, both being at opposite sides, wearing skimpy outfits via just bras and panties like the other...

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Jojo's Bizarre Sex

Essentially a porn parody of the final battle of jojo's bizarre adventure part 3: stardust crusaders. chapter 1: jojo's bizarre sex (today's pairing: jotaro x fem dio) warning: contains major spoilers for stardust crusaders.

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Iggy's New Pet

You groaned, finally regaining consciousness. For a moment it was hard to even think with the spinning in your head. How did you even pass out? As the feeling of sleepiness finally left you, a gasp came. You could clearly remember now. It was a day...

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Iggy's Gross Adventure

Left abandoned and abused, Covi stayed within the walls of a small and decrepit barn. Having been an entire week since his owner left the pony, Covi himself couldn't find the strength within himself to leave. Over the years under the ownership of the...

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The Destroyers' New Pet

The invite was sent and it was responded to swifter than expected. Lately, Beerus and his brother had been on good terms. The many squabbles they had faded out and the two of them started to bond. Now, they had an actual relationship and often visited...

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That Mutt's a Monster

"So we doing this or not?" "Oh, we're doing this alright..." Iggy threw himself at the pink koopaling, slammed his body against the chain link fence behind them. In an instant, his tongue was jammed down Roy's throat. The gesture was soon...

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Called to Clean a Warthog

Iggy was all but shoved into the apartment by the excited meerkat. He should have known better, but the terrier was craving some fun. So he was the one who sought out the services of someone else and found a promising one, detailing a need for a brave...

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Who's THE FOOL Now?

For some reason you were compelled to wander down the seemingly empty alley. Though you were met with nothing at all, there was a presence that you could feel. The further down the alley you stepped, the stronger the feeling became. "You!" ...

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The Big Sister Part Eleven: Confrontation

(ooc: jojo's bizarre adventures: battle tendency "propaganda" theme plays here, again.) "you have gone too far adriana! by the order of your bruder, ich shall have you eliminated for the safety of the people of siag!"

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