The 12 Days of Satire Christmas
On the eleventh day of christmas my mansion gave it to me, 11 piglets, 10 user requests, 9 tails of a kitsune, 8 eeveelutions, 7 mobile games, 6 league of legends champions, 5 new nintendo switch games, 4 internet memes, 3 build a bear plushies, 2 betta fishes
Static Memory Record 86-75309
Y/n: n \<\< uplink not established by user request. \<\< external device identified, bus id 01.01 \<\< device string: eu40xx series [prototype] s/n ak-4750 (compatible eu4010) \<\< using eu4010 direct access driver \<\< accessing device intrinsicmemory
Isolation-Excerpt 14-Escape Attempt
"chdisk is verifying user id...accepted, state user request." james typed in, "disengage quarantine, class 1, authorization 0034126781" "chdisk is verifying authorization...accepted", the first box checked off.
Chapter 1: Remembrance
He cracked his fingers and waited for a notification of a user requesting assistance. he waited and waited yet nothing, nothing popped up. soon it was break time, so he signed off and made his way to the break room.
Children of Earth - Part 6
In fact, the next one is based off a user requested scenario. don't be afraid to speak up!
Unwilling Test Subject
"suppository insertion is cancelled via user request." said the suit. jamie gasped thankfully the suit was listening to him.
Tsaro's Induction
The process of preparation is not painful or permanent by default, but both are available at user request. full processing (internal and external) will require special biological conditions be met. be sure to remain well-hydrated.
WHAT IF.. we understand what a 'pokemon' is ?
It takes a high-level user request (a "wish") and uses strangelet manipulation to re-write reality. it "sleeps" to recharge its exotic particle reservoirs, as the current severed grid cannot support continuous reality-rewriting. v.
Playing Goddard: Part 3
Invoice for order: 00081056 al/ca-02-0064c “naomi" $12,850,000 on september 02 2025 at 13:16 hatched: january 15 2026 at 04:28 note: custom order with user-requested specifications. see attached file for full specs and gene printout.
Latexed Lugia
Letting it go, it sealed half-shut so that it could be used at its user's request. finally, the form of rye the lugia was complete. there was just one more detail to take care of. taking rye's beak in her own, she gave it one final breath.
Feeder In Training
View this story and download it in other formats on my website: [http://mysterysden.com/](http://mysterysden.com/) this was a super long commission that a patreon user requested over the course of multiple months on the $25 tier.