"Fuck, he's huge."
I had lots of fun writing this, mainly 'cause the protagonist is sooooooooo much different from me. Also, 'twas based on a prompt that I might write more on later. Enjoy! xxxx "Fuck, he's huge," by Orvayn. xxxx The best and worst part of football...
Knot Theory (I)
Behold, a new series! Expect weekly updates, until I exhaust either content or creative energy. Follow me on Twitter (@Orvayn) to keep up with progress! Comments, speculations, and suggestions welcome. --- In hindsight, he wasn't sure...
The Dare
A short piece I started like... forever ago. Some elements of this went into "Fuck, he's huge," so the content may not exactly be fresh, but... meh. --- The Dare by Orvayn After the bell rang, Kris, the slender raccoon, lingered on campus...
For the Whored?
...this is what happens when Warcraft-buddies make gay "whored" jokes to me. * * * _Stupid, smelly tauren_, thought Janus.He'd never been fond of the Barrens to begin with, and having to cross them in a tauren's body just made it worse, especially...
Bandits!
Two-day quickwrite; an experiment in style that runs opposite to "Fuck, he's huge." I am kindasorta looking for someone serious about writing who will work with me as an editor whenever I find time to write stuff. Contact me at...
The Big Bang
I had too much fun writing this. If people have fun reading it, I'll probably write more to it. -- They say it's best to go out with a bang. Guess that's the logic behind your typical senior prank. That year the seniors forked the front lawn of the...
The Prince's Prisoner
This features an older character of mine, pictured above, that never got proper love. Always looking for more folks to bounce ideas off and eye up my drafts, so if you like my stories and know a thing or two about writing, feel free to drop me a line!...
Knot Theory (IV)
As usual, comments, speculations, predictions, and suggestions welcome. The more join in, the merrier! I flew halfway across the country this past weekend and moved into a new place, so that's why this one's a little late. This weekend, I'm packing...
Knot Theory (II)
He woke in a foreign bed filled with foreign scents, heavy with the foreign weight of the morning after. But the bed was comfortable, the scents were pleasant, and the weight was light. It should have felt weird, waking up in bed pressed nearly nude up...
Just Another Hole
A quickwrite that I think turned out okay. Be sure to leave a comment if you enjoy it. :) - I may just be a nerdy lupine programmer in this shithole of a corporation, but hell, if I wanted, I could get anyone to bend over. The old lapine janitor?...
Senseless Krogan Porn
Being a commanding officer wasn't all shiny blue aquariums and glass display cases. It was hard and deadly work, and the pleasures were few. In her N-training days, she'd dealt with it by getting utterly shitfaced in her downtime; now, she was forced...
Fuck Barry
This is a fun little story that I think most will enjoy. My thanks to all who have offered feedback on this. You know who you are. I love feedback! Comments are very welcome, and ratings and favorites help other people find this thing. Also, it helps...