Then deadpool looks back at the camera/me, and says, "oh, but i _can_ hear you."
narrator deadpool, "then what are you doing?"
"just having a little fun," replies non-narrating deadpool.
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"won't be the one endin' up on his knees" - dmx, "x gon' give it to ya"
## spoilers for deadpool (2016), now playing in theatres. unless you're in china. sorry.
so, after yet another patented deadpool disaster area, everyone was in need of a drink.
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deadpool."
"oh, you're finally seeing it?"
"yeah... been out of money."
"well, i'm here to see zootopia. 10 pm showing."
"we both need to get to our movies, then. i'll meet up with you after!"
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([http://marvel.com/universe/deadpool\_](http://marvel.com/universe/deadpool_)(wade\_wilson))
epona ([http://zelda.gamepedia.com/epona](http://zelda.gamepedia.com/epona)) - anthro version, working here until she can find link again
gajeel redfox ([http:
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deadpool, as stagnant as the abandoned millpond that gave rise to the town's name; a truck stop, row of shops and payphone in the middle of nowhere made up the town and the faint glow of lights in the distance outlined "deadpool memorial airport", the
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"not me," deadpool scoffed. "my flashback focused more on the hooved hotties. sorry," he shrugged, "no homo for me. dude's pretty well-hung, though.
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But sean picked another character all together, one kris hadn't played against before, called deadpool.
"what? i never said i'd do it with the same character." the cougar's eyes danced merrily as he looked at his taller companion.
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"who the fuck is deadpool? and what is the fourth wall? and why does breaking it make your nose bleed?"
"i have no clue really, random things pop in my head and i feel compelled to say it.
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They settled on a late-matinee showing of deadpool, a movie they'd already seen once, but was still good enough to go see again.
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"deadpool, mercenary, bounty hunter, and vice president of the justin beiber of fan club!"
"leomon's balls... you _are_ true evil..."
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