Disclaimer:Hasbro owns the MLP:FIM Ponies. I do not. I only own my original character. God I and Michael own themselves. Please do not Flame. Only Constructive Criticism. Thank you.I know some of you think my character a Gary-stu. That will be debunked...
Childish, Human, M/F, MLP, lame, totally gay
I wrote this when I was 11... ten years ago. XD And yes, I wrote it for Powerpets. LAUGH WITH ME I SAY. Shippou was my friend Jamie's character, Faye was mine. She was deep into anime and gave us all nicknames from the shows they played on adult...
Childhood, For Teh Luzls, childhood stupidity, lame, old work, powerpets
Disclaimer:All Pony characters belong to Hasbro. I only own Kris. Michael the Archangel Belongs to Himself and God. Enjoy.
Holy Protector Chapter 1
It was midnight in a small city in Northern California...
Equine, Future yiff, Gay, Human, Lactation, MLP, Snuff, Underage, Zoophilia, breastfeeding, fight, lame, straight, tgtf
But still... maybe it would be best to find someone lame to deal with all these lame issues before they got out of hand.
then orca realized her momma had been lame. maybe she could deal with all these lame issues.
Dethroned, Dragon, Egg Laying, Fanfiction, Humor, Oviposition, Pain, Pee-Pee, Trechery, Wings of fire, potty, urination
"hey, when you say male backwards it's 'eh, lame'!" the girl skunk yelled at them from a distance.
"i still love the stink of skunks and master stinky..."
Hypnosis, Pet, Skunk, stinky
"ugh you guys are so lame...!" the sister yelled, but faintly heard by everyone.
"now squirrel, bow to your master then pet his tail." the tall one told the squirrel.
Hypnosis, Pet, Skunk, stinky
"ha, you lame-os can try all you want to be cool, but i am all awesome and you are all totally lame!"
"...wut?" asked the green dragon, whose brain had broken.
"whatever. you're such failures that your boners are all viagra."
Dragon, Gay, M/M, My Little Pony, Sea Serpent, Steven Magnet, Yaoi
Master chief: "to make it worse, we can't spend that $5 here; they only accept
lame lego coins and those really lame lego $100 bills."
Fanfiction, Robot, lego
My first plan to tell mom was a good one, but she just has to go shopping when I'm at school!I need a plan B but everything else I think of has flaws to say the least.I jumped into a pond and swam for a dead duck... In the middle of October.I cut my...
Coming Out, Furry coming out, furry
You saw someone anycreature else would have dismissed as lame and brought the coolness out in me. then i repaid your loyalty to me by calling you lame in front of the whole town.
Fanfiction, Female, Gryphon, My Little Pony, Ocean, Solo
"ah, another lame joke. come on, man, you made quinn and i pause just as we were getting into a round."
"lame joke? i've never made a lame joke in my life!"
"i think it's the only ones you do make, man. your pranks aren't much better."
Anthro, Bunny, Gender Shifting, Magic, Prank, Pregnancy, Rabbit, Transformation, water
"but lame," nala said.
"oh she's not lame," haraka said, "well, not as such, but she doesn't like moving about much at this time of year, you'll understand when you see her."
Fat, Lion, Lion King, Lioness, Nala