We Wish you a (Lewd) Furry Christmas by Alpha Wolfio
We wish you a furry Christmas We wish you a furry Christmas We wish you a furry Christmas And a happy lewd year Lewd ridings, g-strings, cum dripping on your chin We wish you a furry Christmas and a happy lewd year Oh bring us some jiggly...
Elevators by Alpha Wolfio
To ascend or descend? That is the inquiry Once it stops on your floor You better scurry Fit one, then two, then three more If only there were several elevators galore This one is broken This one is stuck Now there's no line Quite the...
Meleagris by Alpha Wolfio
There is a country with the same name as a type of meat and an animal. Do you know what it is? You eat it on Thanksgiving, Christmas, or every day for lunch. What is it? It is a country that used to be the Byzantine Empire. What are you...
Pachydermophobia by Alpha Wolfio
Fear of tradition Fear of growth Fear of security Fear of destroying the left
Equinophobia by Alpha Wolfio
Fear of fairness Fear of affordability Fear of reforming Fear of safe environments
The Lyin’ Lion named Lyon by Alpha Wolfio
In the savanna lived a lion His name was Lyon He loved lyin' But not as much as laying in the sun That was a lie
Fursuit Problems by Alpha Wolfio
What do you mean that there's a delay? What do you mean it costs 5k? What do you mean it is not the right color? What do you mean it looks like another? What do you mean it got lost in shipping? What do you mean that the fabric is...
Sucking at Games by Alpha Wolfio
Zarro's brow sweats and goes down his cheek, his palms perspiring as he handles his controller. Pushing the buttons, darting his eyes in specific directions, and grinding his teeth as he tries to beat his opponent in Super Smash Bros. Zarro is unaware...
The Fox from the Box by Alpha Wolfio
The fox came out of the box he was living in. He went to the club, since he is a sub loving fox, and he had a nice footlong sausage in the back of the line. At the end of the day, the fox went back to his box and his master chef cookbook was...
The Plot by Alpha Wolfio
The Plot to Deceive the Raccoons While Their Trash gets Burned into Ashes and is no Longer Enjoyable ... ... ... ... ... It's done.
Trotting in the Snow by Alpha Wolfio
The horse, neigh, the Equus ferus caballus, trotted through the snow for all to know that they have a beautiful mane, that makes the crowd go insane.
I Hate Dogs Haiku by Alpha Wolfio
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Meow meow, "Bark," meow meow meow meow meow meow