Moroneae Domesticus

I didn't do this because i dislike cursing, i did this because i think bleeping the words out is more funny than letting them through.

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It all began with a bleep

#1 of it all began with a bleep just a brief story that i came up with some time ago and finally found some time to finally write it.

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Squirrel Your Stuff

"you're like (bleep!)-ing ginger and nutmeg and ... mmm." a huff. "allll the _good_ spices." **interview chair - harlan:**"yeah, there are bad spices. celery salt?" he makes a gagging noise. "(bleep!) that. celery is _gross_.

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Maverick Hunter - Chapter 4

bleep, he heard. bleep... bleep... bleep, bleep, bleep. bleep bleep bleep bleep. "son of a bit--." talrean heard a muffled explosion come from somewhere within the ship.

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Through the Cracks - There Will Be One Vacant Chair

"i'm funding this [bleep]ing movie, you can stop yanking my chain and [bleep]ing tell me if my friend is alive!"

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Mouse Your House: Yuletide Edition

"holy (bleep!)-ing ... (bleep!)." he tosses his head back and howls. a squeaky grasshopper mouse howl, losing it inside her. **interview chair - lonny:**"oh, _yeah_. she's been moused." he grins and sprawls back. "mare (bleep!)?"

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Through the Cracks - I Don't Exist But I Do Love

[bleep], please, tell me he's not stupid-horny enough to go crawling back to [bleep]ing echo for some shadow parasite [bleep] just cause it happens to look like [bleep]!"

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Leo the Lifter - Protein Shake

How the \*bleep\* are ya?" he practically barked and smiled down at me. "i.. uh.. did you just bleep..?" i asked. "oh, \*beep\* sorry. mister leo has said i need to tone down the language! we're \*bleep\* pg toons at best! i'm \*bleep\*in' tryin!"

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where i came from part 3

"what the **bleep** is an auto censor device? and why when i said **bleep** did a noise sound? there it is again!" "aiel being a stupid wolf had walked into a broom closet and got locked in there." "what the **bleep**?

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Mouse Your House

I'm a (bleep)-ing boat rocker. you know why?" the camera jump-cuts to a different angle. "cause we don't got boats in the desert, and i don't have any (bleep)-ing use for 'em." the camera eases back but remains focused on the interview chair.

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Electric-Equine

"i can read it just fine, it's says (bleep)." the tiger said, putting his paw into his pocket, gripping on to something. "bleep, that's my name! why is it all blurry though?" "no your name is (bleep).

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