Between an Orc and a Hard Place (Commission for Calvin Wolf)
Puny hooman!" the orc laughed in a deep voice impeded by the massive tusks that jutted out of his mouth and upwards. "if i'd knewn dat you hooman so easy beat, i have beat all you in dat beg hourse!" "oh shove it you brute," sir edward snarled.
Mr. Green and the Gators
“hoomans? noooo, hooman!" says the voice as if coming upon a revelation. 158. … 159. “hooman i know where you are just come out to say hi." it says. 160. … 161. “please?" it begs 162. “fine" i say stepping out from the brush. 163.
Help please..
Hello hoomans and other furries and welcome to this journal. i am having a bit of a writers block and i want to get your opinion on how it could possibly continue and if you think it would be something you would read.
The Frost on her Feathers - Chapter 12
“there are hooman witches that can heal with magic.
The Frosts on her Feathers - Chapter 20
“if any, that’s monsters’ way of life, not hoomans’! imbi never told me that about hoomans, and neither have i seen them rejecting each other because of such a trivial thing! grr!
Servum Vulpis Ch.1 (Discontinued)
That is one good looking hooman." the short… what the fuck is that thing… some sort of roach… “maybe we should sell this one, he can fetch a lot of credits with his looks." another one says.
#3 - Claimed
“interesting for your cock little hooman?" “i think you are interesting. i ain't never known no ghenid afore. them others don't talk." “you are my prey. nothing that interests them unless you cause trouble." “your prey?
A Guardian Angel
Say, hooman…” angel paused for a second in her speech, looking up at tad with half closed eyes. a sense of lust hung in the air. angel’s eyes sparkled as the sweet aroma filled the pond-side air.
The Frost on her Feathers - Chapter 16
So far, all other hoomans that caught me with their eyes ran off, scared of my presence, of this… weird aura of mine. but saku… he was different.
#2- Rhauk
“she commands we obey city rules, and act like the other kinds, like hoomans. get coin. i get coin. also feels good. can just forget for a time." “forget what?" “everything."
The Frost on her Feathers - Chapter 7
And got some help from a hooman. ” marek’s shoulders wince: the ‘hooman’ was him. “r-really, a human aided you?” imbi tittered, stretching one hand at the chimera, beginning to scratch one ear. “was not that human scared of you?
#10!! SILVER interviews MR PEANUTBUTTER from BOJACK HORSEMAN
Anyhoo...absolutely no hoomans are allowed here. crazy farmer: you've been killing my livestock! silver: that wasn't me! crazy farmer: you're a coyote! silver: and you're a hooman. bye-bye.