Transcendence Chapter 2
"sure," jason answered, eager to return to pessimist's argument. it was a very compelling argument. as the canopy began folding over them, pessimist continued.
Transcendence Chapter 6
_ pessimist shouted. horndog laughed and the infinite bukkake cannon fired.
Transcendence Prologue and Chapter 1
pessimist hit him with his flaming frying pan of doom. "and secondly, your neighbours are party animals. i need my sleep." that they were...
Transcendence Chapter 5
The 'i wonder how much it cost' thought,"_ pessimist muttered. "_dude, just get the stomach pump!"
Transcendence Chapter 3
Optimist has the flying frozen tuna of death, pessimist as the flaming frying pan of doom and horndog as a dildo chain-gun of penetration." "nice choice." "and optimist and pessimist are in a gay sexual relationship." there brett's face fell. "uh..."
Transcendence Chapter 4
pessimist and optimist both hit him with their weapons. _"are you completely heartless!?"_ they shouted in unison. _"your dad is crying damnit!"_ optimist shouted. "_when was the last time you saw him cry!?"_ pessimist hit him again. "_he needs you!
Descent Chapter 5
_i hate you sometimes._ the optimist in him just grinned and leaned casually on the shoulder of the pessimist who shrugged absently.
Descent Chapter 8
_ jason, optimist and pessimist snarled. together, all three of them shoved tied horndog down, attached cinderblocks to his feet and threw him into a deep, dark ocean that jason just imagined at that moment.
Transcendence Chapter 7
What do horndog, optimist and pessimist have to do with this?" _"yeah!"_ pessimist shouted. "_we're part of him!"_ "that may be so," r3 responded, apparently speaking directly to the subconscious part.
Descent Chapter 10
_ both optimist and pessimist slammed him with a flaming frying pan of doom. _"wait a second..."_ pessimist said, lowering the burning weapon. his eyes went wide. "the tickets," jason gasped. connor turned to him. "huh?"
Descent Chapter 6
Horndog, optimist and pessimist all fused into one super-subconscious-being. there was a swirl of colour and a big, comic flash. a short fanfare of trumpets and... _hormone-charged jason wolfe_ emerges!
Legacy Evangileon
Personality: stoner, seemingly pessimistic at all times. origin:birthed from a cross of a kitsune mother and fox father, because of this he has heterochromia and beige fur instead of clean white.